Goldilocks measures and compares adult toys. Everything here is written in plain words, and none of it is for under-18s.
We remember your answer for this visit only — nothing is stored beyond the session, and no account is needed.
Most of these are one or two people pouring silicone to order — not factories. What separates them isn't branding, it's range: where a maker starts, how far they go, and how much of it you can actually buy this week.
Every card below draws that range on the same rule, so you can compare them at a glance instead of holding four spec sheets in your head.
53 models poured across 162 sizes. 122 ready to ship right now.
Most sizes fall between 4.9″ and 12.9″ around.
See the Sinnovator shelf
usually 5.9″–14.1″ around
usually 4.4″–14.3″ around
usually 4.7″–13.4″ around
usually 4.0″–10.4″ around
usually 5.1″–9.7″ around
usually 4.8″–10.9″ around
usually 4.0″–10.0″ around
usually 4.5″–9.0″ around
usually 5.3″–8.3″ around
Ranges show where most of a maker's sizes sit (5th–95th percentile of published max girth), not their single largest novelty — one outlier shouldn't stand in for a whole workshop. Counts are insertable models we hold specs for. Stock is as of our last crawl of each maker's own shop.