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Eight workshops. Wildly different ranges.

Most of these are one or two people pouring silicone to order — not factories. What separates them isn't branding, it's range: where a maker starts, how far they go, and how much of it you can actually buy this week.

Every card below draws that range on the same rule, so you can compare them at a glance instead of holding four spec sheets in your head.

The rest of the shelf sorted by how many models we hold

the scale each card is drawn on — girth around

Mr Hankey's Toys

models: 132
sizes: 521
to order: 521
from: $44.95

usually 5.9″–14.1″ around

SquarePeg

models: 92
sizes: 201
in stock: 162
from: $29

usually 4.5″–14.3″ around

Sinnovator

models: 53
sizes: 162
in stock: 122
from: $26

usually 4.9″–12.9″ around

Strange Bedfellas

models: 38
sizes: 115
in stock: 54
from: $20

usually 4.0″–10.4″ around

Pleasure Forge

models: 37
sizes: 92
in stock: 42
from: $50

usually 5.1″–9.7″ around

Wandering Bard Toys

models: 33
sizes: 88
in stock: 21
from: $63

usually 4.8″–10.9″ around

Creature Feature Toys

models: 27
sizes: 103
to order: 58
from: $55

usually 4.5″–9.0″ around

Fantasy Grove

models: 25
sizes: 87
in stock: 55
from: $37.50

usually 4.0″–10.0″ around

Uncover Creations Tentacle Depth Trainer II

Uncover Creations Tentacle Depth Trainer III

Uncover Creations

models: 4
sizes: 12
in stock: 11
from: $65

usually 5.3″–8.3″ around

Ranges show where most of a maker's sizes sit (5th–95th percentile of published max girth), not their single largest novelty — one outlier shouldn't stand in for a whole workshop. Counts are insertable models we hold specs for. Stock is as of our last crawl of each maker's own shop.