The sculpts, to the millimetre
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Bad Dragon is one of the four makers whose catalogue we track daily — specs, pours and stock, straight from the source.
Bad Dragon numbers their own scale — not Shore. BD labels firmness with a bare number in brackets — Extra Soft (2), Soft (3), Medium (5), Firm (8) — and publishes no Shore value anywhere on the store. The number is not a Shore reading on either scale; treating '8' as 8A is the single most common cross-maker mistake in this category (see disputes).
Girth beats the label. Bad Dragon put it plainly: "Firmness is relative to density. A larger or thicker toy will feel firmer than a smaller, thinner one, even in the same firmness."1
Soft mutes texture. The softer the pour, the less of the surface you feel. It's the trade-off behind the question owners ask each other most often when a configurator makes them choose, one we read repeatedly across our own thread corpus, never from a maker. Girthy and smooth points at soft, girthy and heavily textured points at softer still, and firm is what you pick when you want the texture to land.
Bad Dragon pours ultra-soft to medium on the one 5-step scale we use across every maker. Their “Extra Soft” maps to our ultra-soft. We translate every maker's own firmness words onto that common scale, so “soft” means the same thing wherever you're shopping.
Across the 72 sculpts and 341 sizes we track, Bad Dragon's widest girth runs from about 3.5″ to 18.3″ around. Every size is measured per point on its own page.
A plain, unmarked recyclable brown cardboard box. The company name and logo are not displayed on the box unless international customs requires it; the logo is on the sealed inner bag. The shipping label identifies the shipper as "Jan Mulders" rather than Bad Dragon.
per their help centre , checked 28 July 2026 · All ten makers, plus payment and delivery →
Yes — we're tracking 46 Bad Dragon listings in stock right now, with prices and stock re-checked daily.
