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Fantasy Grove is one of the four makers whose catalogue we track daily — specs, pours and stock, straight from the source.
Fantasy Grove publishes Shore 00 and Shore A values. Shore number leads the label, and their FAQ carries the most honest maker caveat we found: the label says which silicone formula was poured, not what a home durometer would read, and "the more pigment generally, the more firm a toy may feel."
Girth beats the label. Fantasy Grove put it plainly: "a large Chonk in our soft firmness may actually feel the same or a little firmer than a small chonk in medium firmness" — the girth-beats-label rule, stated with a named sculpt.1
Soft mutes texture. The softer the pour, the less of the surface you feel. It's the trade-off behind the question owners ask each other most often when a configurator makes them choose, one we read repeatedly across our own thread corpus, never from a maker. Girthy and smooth points at soft, girthy and heavily textured points at softer still, and firm is what you pick when you want the texture to land.
And a caveat from the maker.The clearest maker statement anywhere that a Shore label is a material claim, not a measurement of the finished toy: "The shore firmness scale… measures firmness in samples of the same shape and size… When we label a toy with a shore firmness… that means that we have poured that toy using the silicone labeled as that firmness from the manufacturer. It does not mean that it will measure as that shore if you test it with a durometer at home."1
Fantasy Grove pours ultra-soft to firm on the one 5-step scale we use across every maker. Their “00-20 Super Soft” maps to our ultra-soft. We translate every maker's own firmness words onto that common scale, so “soft” means the same thing wherever you're shopping.
Across the 25 sculpts and 89 sizes we track, Fantasy Grove's widest girth runs from about 3.0″ to 11.5″ around. Every size is measured per point on its own page.
Toys sealed in bags, wrapped in tissue paper as padding, packed in plain brown boxes. The return address reads "FG", which they say is there "to protect your privacy and prevent someone else from guessing at what your fun new package contains."
per their FAQ , checked 28 July 2026 · All ten makers, plus payment and delivery →
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