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What not to send

No photos of people, please — the site is product-only, and unsolicited anything gets deleted unread. And if a message needs urgency, this isn't the channel: we're a small operation and answer in days, not minutes.

Before you write

The quick answers: we're independent and never a shop, orders and returns belong with the maker you bought from, restock alerts arrive with accounts later this year, and no — makers can't pay to rank better. Everything else, we're all ears.