Goldilocks.
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Goldilocks measures and compares sex toys, and we write about them plainly. It's a site for adults. Are you 18 or over?

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The quick answers: we're independent and never a shop, orders and returns belong with the maker you bought from, restock alerts arrive with accounts later this year, and no — makers can't pay to rank better. Everything else, we're all ears.