Goldilocks.
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What it is

GoldilocksBot is the crawler behind goldilocks.fit. Once a day it reads the public catalogue pages of the makers we cover and records what changed: new sculpts, sizes and pours, published measurements, prices, and stock. That's what keeps our specs current and the drops page honest.

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