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A US indie running two shelves at once: ready-to-ship one-off pours and a made-to-order side where you pick the firmness. Their spec sheets list circumference and average diameter in both inches and centimetres — rare care that makes their sizes easy to trust.
Wandering Bard Toys publishes Shore 00 values. Shore number leads the label ("00-30 Soft"). Tops out at 00-50 — no Firm/10A tier exists.
Girth beats the label. Wandering Bard Toys put it plainly: "There are many factors that can may a toy feel more or less firm, thicker toys will have less squish and feel firmer."1
Soft mutes texture. The softer the pour, the less of the surface you feel. It's the trade-off behind the question owners ask each other most often when a configurator makes them choose, one we read repeatedly across our own thread corpus, never from a maker. Girthy and smooth points at soft, girthy and heavily textured points at softer still, and firm is what you pick when you want the texture to land.
By the Goldilocks desk · 18 July 2026
Wandering Bard Toys is a US indie running both models at once: a ready-to-ship shelf of one-off pours, where what you see is the exact toy that ships, and a made-to-order side where you pick the sculpt, size and firmness and they pour it for you. One-offs when the right pour appears; “this sculpt, that firmness” control when you want it, at the price of a build wait.
The catalogue itself leans classic fantasy — tabletop-adjacent names, a knotted contingent with their Tabaxi among it, and a happy sideline in glow-in-the-dark and UV-reactive pours where the colourway is half the point.
Wandering Bard publishes the Shore values behind their labels on their own blog, with household comparisons attached: Super Soft (00-20), “similar to a gummy candy”; Soft (00-30), “similar to a gel insole”; Medium (00-50), “similar to a rubber eraser”. Our firmness explorer leans on the same comparisons, which turn up independently at more than one maker. Medium is their firmest standard tier; we found no Firm/10A option in their current range.
Their blog adds two physics notes worth keeping. Thicker toys squish less, so a chunky 00-30 reads firmer in the hand than a slender one. And pour temperature can nudge the final firmness — the same batch-variance candour Pleasure Forge shows, and a good reason to treat every firmness number as a comparison language rather than a certificate. Their Near Clear pours are labelled 00-31, nominally Soft, and like all Near Clear are prone to firming toward medium with heat and age.
WB spec sheets carry measurements in both inches and centimetres, girth at named points along the sculpt (head base, mid-shaft, above base), plus averaged diameters. Fantasy anatomy brings fantasy measuring points — their tongue sculpts spec “mid tongue” where a shaft would have mid-shaft — and our database keeps the maker’s own point names attached to every number instead of flattening them, exactly as the measuring guide recommends you do at home.
One reading note: their published diameters are averages, which is the fair way to describe an oval cross-section but isn’t the widest-across figure. When in doubt, trust the girth and convert it yourself.
Wandering Bard Toys pours ultra-soft to medium on the one 5-step scale we use across every maker. Their “00-10 Ultra Soft” maps to our ultra-soft. We translate every maker's own firmness words onto that common scale, so “soft” means the same thing wherever you're shopping.
Across the 41 sculpts and 167 sizes we track, Wandering Bard Toys's widest girth runs from about 3.5″ to 13.4″ around. Every size is measured per point on its own page.
"All items ship discreetly in either a plain brown box (toys) or padded envelope (merch) with a shipping label from 'TWB'." The return label reads "TWB". They will not change the name on a package once an order is placed.
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