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SquarePeg is one of the four makers whose catalogue we track daily — specs, pours and stock, straight from the source.
SquarePeg pours soft to medium on the one 5-step scale we use across every maker. Their “SuperSoft” maps to our soft. We translate every maker's own firmness words onto that common scale, so “soft” means the same thing wherever you're shopping.
Across the 92 sculpts and 201 sizes we track, SquarePeg's widest girth runs from about 3.4″ to 18.5″ around. Every size is measured per point on its own page.
"All orders are shipped in a plain box with a return address marked 'Shipping Department'." Their privacy page describes the same thing as a generic return address. The return address is marked "Shipping Department".
per their shipping page , checked 28 July 2026 · All ten makers, plus payment and delivery →
Yes — we're tracking 549 SquarePeg listings in stock right now, with prices and stock re-checked daily.