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Fae Dragon

The Small is 6.1″ around at its widest; poured in 13 colourways to date.

$77–$96.25 5 pours in stock

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Fae Dragon by Wandering Bard Toys — Near Clear Pearl Shimmer CS Shiny pour, maker's photo
Near Clear Pearl Shimmer CS Shiny
Fae Dragon by Wandering Bard Toys — Near Clear Moonlight CS Shiny pour, maker's photo
Near Clear Moonlight CS Shiny
Fae Dragon by Wandering Bard Toys — Near Clear Meteor pour, maker's photo
Near Clear Meteor
Fae Dragon by Wandering Bard Toys — Near Clear Vampira pour, maker's photo
Near Clear Vampira
Fae Dragon by Wandering Bard Toys — Near Clear Astral Shimmer CS Shiny pour, maker's photo
Near Clear Astral Shimmer CS Shiny

Will the Small fit?

0″1″2″3″4″5″6.1″6.1″4.5″5.2″ usable

maker-published figures

+1.0″ around on the X-Small, a big jump. The Medium adds 0.6″, over the ½″ step.

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Why
0″1″2″3″4″5″6″7″5.1″6.1″6.1″4.5″6.8″8.3″X-Small4.2″ usableSmall5.2″ usableMedium6.1″ usableLarge7.1″ usable
  • X-Small → Small +1.0″ around · +1.0″ usable a big jump side by side →
  • Small → Medium +0.6″ around · +0.9″ usable over the ½″ step side by side →
  • Medium → Large +1.5″ around · +1.0″ usable a big jump side by side →

The Small is 6.1″ around over 5.2″ usable, a girth-to-length ratio of 1.18. Owners short on depth filter for 1.3 or higher; this one sits under it.

How firm is Fae Dragon?

Soft on our five-step scale, all 2 Wandering Bard Toys labels.

Illustration: a fingertip pressing into soft silicone, the step most of these labels land on
  1. Ultra soft
  2. Soft (offered)
  3. Medium
  4. Firm
  5. Extra firm
  • Softmaker-publishedcommunity reading“00-30 Soft”, “00-31 Soft”
Why
  1. “00-30 Soft”
    00-30 maker-published1
    Soft maker-published1
    Same soft step as “00-31 Soft” — both really do land here. Our reading of this one, at the confidence beside it. Feels like: "feels similar to a gel insole" 1
  2. “00-31 Soft” Near Clear — firms up with age
    00-31 maker-published23
    Soft community reading4
    Same soft step as “00-30 Soft” — both really do land here. The note below is why this one does. Near Clear formulation of Soft; firms with heat/age. firms up over time →

No owner has filed a squish report on a Wandering Bard Toys label yet. At 3 we start printing what they found next to what the maker claims — one pour isn't a finding. File one →

How Wandering Bard Toys' firmness reads →
See how this sits against every other maker →

Everything else about Fae Dragon

Tracking prices since 30 October, 3 days so far

Pours and photos 13 pours to date, 11 in stock
Fae Dragon — Angelic pour
Angelic
Fae Dragon — Dark Shadows pour
Dark Shadows
Fae Dragon — Faerie Fire pour
Faerie Fire
Fae Dragon — Frankenpour pour
Frankenpour
Fae Dragon — Frankenpour Shiny pour
Frankenpour Shiny
Fae Dragon — Near Clear Astral Shimmer CS Shiny pour
Near Clear Astral Shimmer CS Shiny
Fae Dragon — Near Clear Meteor pour
Near Clear Meteor
Fae Dragon — Near Clear Moonlight CS Shiny pour
Near Clear Moonlight CS Shiny
Maker's full spec sheet, 17 figures
Fae Dragon: Small
Maker says maker-published Owners measured community-measured
Usable length 5.2″ no owner measurements yet
Total length 7.3″ no owner measurements yet
Tip girth 4.5″ no owner measurements yet
Mid girth 6.1″ no owner measurements yet
Base girth 6.1″ no owner measurements yet

Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →

Dimensions

Sizes
4 — X-Small to Large
Usable length
4.2–7.1″the part that goes in, base excluded
Total length
6.0–9.8″tip to base, as the maker lists it
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Girth profile

Widest girth
5.1–8.3″circumference, across the range
Narrowest girth
3.7–6.0″
Girth ÷ usable
1.18Small — under the 1.3 the community calls girthy for its depth
Measured at
tip · mid · basethe cross-sections the maker publishes
How we measure →

Features

Knot
Not listed with one
Base
not published
Suction cup
not published
Dual density
not published
Anal safety
not enough datano base measurement published, so we can't run the flare rule — don't take silence as a yes

Production

Maker
Wandering Bard Toysbased in USA
How it sells
Sold as ready-made poursfrom the live listings, not a maker claim
Pours on file
13
Sold through
6 past pours
Firmness
2 optionsthe maker's own words — our common scale is coming
Materials and care

Materials & care

Silicone
Hand-poured body-safe platinum-cure silicone, non-porous and hypoallergenic. Models are cast from 3D prints, hand-smoothed.Source —FAQ's — The Wandering Bard
Cleaning
Warm water and mild unscented soap (or a platinum-silicone toy cleaner) before and after every use; boil 5–10 minutes for a deeper clean; explicitly do NOT use a dishwasher.Their full routine is in the questions below.Source —FAQ's — The Wandering Bard
Lube
Wandering Bard Toys advise against silicone lubeThey name water-based and oil-based lube as safe. Makers genuinely disagree here, so this is the position of the maker who poured your toy, not a house rule.Source —FAQ's — The Wandering Bard
Asked plainly, 9 questions
How big is the X-Small Fae Dragon?

The X-Small Fae Dragon has 4.2″ of usable length and 5.1″ around at its widest, as Wandering Bard Toys publish it. It measures 6.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Small Fae Dragon?

The Small Fae Dragon has 5.2″ of usable length and 6.1″ around at its widest, as Wandering Bard Toys publish it. It measures 7.3″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Medium Fae Dragon?

The Medium Fae Dragon has 6.1″ of usable length and 6.8″ around at its widest, as Wandering Bard Toys publish it. It measures 8.1″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Large Fae Dragon?

The Large Fae Dragon has 7.1″ of usable length and 8.3″ around at its widest, as Wandering Bard Toys publish it. It measures 9.8″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

Soft or medium — which firmness of the Fae Dragon should I get?

Wandering Bard Toys offer it in “00-30 Soft” and “00-31 Soft”. On our common scale that runs 00-30 Soft → soft and 00-31 Soft → soft, each with the source behind it on our firmness table. “00-30 Soft” and “00-31 Soft” land on the same soft step, and that is where the evidence puts them. 00-31 Soft: community reading placement. Near Clear formulation of Soft; firms with heat/age. Size moves the answer as much as the label does — Wandering Bard Toys say so themselves: "There are many factors that can may a toy feel more or less firm, thicker toys will have less squish and feel firmer." Softer silicone also mutes texture, so if you're buying this for what the surface does, firmer keeps more of it.

Source: FAQ's — The Wandering Bard

What lube can I use with the Fae Dragon?

Wandering Bard Toys advise against silicone lube. They name water-based and oil-based lube as safe. In their words: "Use only water or oil based lubricants." Wandering Bard gives no reasoning and does not name silicone lube explicitly — the exclusion is by omission from an allow-list. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.

Source: FAQ's — The Wandering Bard

How do I clean the Fae Dragon?

Straight from Wandering Bard Toys: Warm water and mild unscented soap (or a platinum-silicone toy cleaner) before and after every use; boil 5–10 minutes for a deeper clean; explicitly do NOT use a dishwasher. Wash thoroughly before and after every use with warm water and mild unscented soap, or a toy cleaner made for platinum silicone. Silicone is statically charged and picks up dust, lint, hair and stray mica from the workshop air. If you find shimmer on your hands after washing, wipe down with isopropyl alcohol or unscented non-moisturising hand sanitiser and wash again. "We do not recommend washing in a dishwasher" — food and detergent residue, and it only really cleans on a sanitise setting. This is the opposite of Bad Dragon's and SquarePeg's advice; render it as this maker's position.

Source: FAQ's — The Wandering Bard

How long will I wait for a Fae Dragon?

New inventory drops all at once on the last Thursday of the month at 6 PM, with a pre-shop preview beforehand. Alongside that, customs/made-to-order let you pick size, firmness, colours and pour style on existing models. Fully custom *designs* are not offered. Their own stated windows — inventory: ships on the next available shipping day; the shop ships Monday, Wednesday and Friday; orders after 12pm EST count as next day and custom / made-to-order: most are made and shipped in 1–3 business days unless otherwise stated. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.

Sources: FAQ's — The Wandering BardFAQ's — The Wandering BardFAQ's — The Wandering Bard

Are the Fae Dragon's measurements verified?

Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Wandering Bard Toys. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.

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