Goldilocks measures and compares adult toys. Everything here is written in plain words, and none of it is for under-18s.
We remember your answer for this visit only — nothing is stored beyond the session, and no account is needed.
Bad Dragon is the name most people know, and its most popular sculpts sell out, get retired, or simply aren’t what you’re after. Their sizes sit in our catalogue alongside 9 other makers, read from their own listings and put through the same girth rules as everyone else’s — so pick a Bad Dragon piece below and the cards beside it are the closest sizes anyone else pours.
A flared equine head is the widest point; the mid figure is the slimmer shaft, the base the medial ring.
Every size and pour we hold →
The wide mid figure is the studded knot-like sheath; the tip is much slimmer.
Every size and pour we hold →
The base figure is a very wide textured base, not a knot — it dominates the girth here.
Every size and pour we hold →
A flat tongue: the tip figure is the thin end, the mid figure the wide flat body.
Every size and pour we hold →
Sinnovator pours in the UK. 7 of the other makers here pour in the USA and ship internationally, which is the practical difference for a British or European address: a US parcel arrives as a customs import, so carriage, import VAT and any duty are charged before it reaches the door. Below are the Sinnovator sizes closest to the Bad Dragon references above; their full catalogue runs to 53 sculpts, priced in pounds.
This is a starting point, not the whole shelf. Our fit engine can match against any reference — including a toy you already own — and let you dial in “like this, but a bit softer / slimmer / no knot”.