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Bad Dragon is the name most people know, and its most popular sculpts sell out, get retired, or simply aren’t what you’re after. Their sizes sit in our catalogue alongside 9 other makers, read from their own listings and put through the same girth rules as everyone else’s — so pick a Bad Dragon piece below and the cards beside it are the closest sizes anyone else pours.
A flared equine head is the widest point; the mid figure is the slimmer shaft, the base the medial ring.
Every size and pour we hold →The wide mid figure is the studded knot-like sheath; the tip is much slimmer.
Every size and pour we hold →
The base figure is a very wide textured base, not a knot — it dominates the girth here.
Every size and pour we hold →
A flat tongue: the tip figure is the thin end, the mid figure the wide flat body.
Every size and pour we hold →
Sinnovator pours in the UK. 7 of the other makers here pour in the USA and ship internationally, which is the practical difference for a British or European address: a US parcel arrives as a customs import, so carriage, import VAT and any duty are charged before it reaches the door. Below are the Sinnovator sizes closest to the Bad Dragon references above; their full catalogue runs to 55 sculpts, priced in pounds.
This is a starting point, not the whole shelf. Our fit engine can match against any reference — including a toy you already own — and let you dial in “like this, but a bit softer / slimmer / no knot”.
