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Alternatives

Like Wandering Bard Toys, from another maker.

Maybe your favourite Wandering Bard Toys sculpt is sold through, or you just want to see what else fits the same before you commit. For each of their best-documented pieces, our fit engine finds the closest sizes across the other makers we track — measured the same way, with every difference from the Wandering Bard Toys original spelled out on the card.

Instead of the Direwolf

Ranked against Wandering Bard Toys's Medium — 9.0″ around, 7.5″ usable. Differences are the other toy vs theirs. See the original →

Instead of the Grick

Ranked against Wandering Bard Toys's Medium — 7.1″ around, 6.9″ usable. Differences are the other toy vs theirs. See the original →

Instead of the Kelpie

Ranked against Wandering Bard Toys's Medium — 6.9″ around, 7.5″ usable. Differences are the other toy vs theirs. See the original →

Instead of the Astarion The Vampire Rogue

Ranked against Wandering Bard Toys's Medium — 7.2″ around, 6.4″ usable. Differences are the other toy vs theirs. See the original →

Instead of the Centaur

Ranked against Wandering Bard Toys's Medium — 7.2″ around, 8.3″ usable. Differences are the other toy vs theirs. See the original →

Instead of the Dark Mantle Tentacle

Ranked against Wandering Bard Toys's Medium — 8.0″ around, 8.9″ usable. Differences are the other toy vs theirs. See the original →

Prefer to drive it yourself? The fit engine takes any reference — even a toy you already own — and lets you nudge girth, length, firmness and knot.

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