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It's 9.1″ around at its widest.
Size Large
Sold through, 1 past pour
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maker-published figures
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The Large is 9.1″ around over 12.0″ usable, a girth-to-length ratio of 0.75. Owners short on depth filter for 1.3 or higher; this one sits under it.
Soft on our five-step scale.
No owner has filed a squish report on a Wandering Bard Toys label yet. At 3 we start printing what they found next to what the maker claims — one pour isn't a finding. File one →
How Wandering Bard Toys' firmness reads →
See how this sits against every other maker →
No owner has measured or reviewed it here yet. Measured yours? Add the figures.
Lowest published price across this sculpt's pours, in USD, on every day we logged one. 35 days, 33 observations (n=33).
$140 was the cheapest listed price, any size or pour, on 29 October 2026. Unchanged since we started watching.
33 of those days had nothing on the shelf — the price was published, not payable.Prices are the maker's own, read daily in USD.
No restock interval yet. We've watched no restocks on this sculpt, and it takes 2 before a gap between two of them means anything.
Counted from our own daily log of the maker's listings — one row per listing per check, so a flat line means we looked and nothing moved. Days before we started tracking aren't counted, and days nobody checked aren't guessed at.
Tracking prices since 25 September 2026 — 38 days so far.
| Maker says maker-published | Owners measured community-measured | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 12.0″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Total length | 14.0″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Tip girth | 3.3″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Mid girth | 5.8″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Base girth | 9.1″ | no owner measurements yet |
Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →
The Large Dragon's Tail has 12.0″ of usable length and 9.1″ around at its widest, as Wandering Bard Toys publish it. It measures 14.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
Wandering Bard Toys advise against silicone lube. They name water-based and oil-based lube as safe. In their words: "Use only water or oil based lubricants." Wandering Bard gives no reasoning and does not name silicone lube explicitly — the exclusion is by omission from an allow-list. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.
Source: FAQ's — The Wandering Bard
Straight from Wandering Bard Toys: Warm water and mild unscented soap (or a platinum-silicone toy cleaner) before and after every use; boil 5–10 minutes for a deeper clean; explicitly do NOT use a dishwasher. Wash thoroughly before and after every use with warm water and mild unscented soap, or a toy cleaner made for platinum silicone. Silicone is statically charged and picks up dust, lint, hair and stray mica from the workshop air. If you find shimmer on your hands after washing, wipe down with isopropyl alcohol or unscented non-moisturising hand sanitiser and wash again. "We do not recommend washing in a dishwasher" — food and detergent residue, and it only really cleans on a sanitise setting. This is the opposite of Bad Dragon's and SquarePeg's advice; render it as this maker's position.
Source: FAQ's — The Wandering Bard
New inventory drops all at once on the last Thursday of the month at 6 PM, with a pre-shop preview beforehand. Alongside that, customs/made-to-order let you pick size, firmness, colours and pour style on existing models. Fully custom *designs* are not offered. Their own stated windows — inventory: ships on the next available shipping day; the shop ships Monday, Wednesday and Friday; orders after 12pm EST count as next day and custom / made-to-order: most are made and shipped in 1–3 business days unless otherwise stated. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.
Sources: FAQ's — The Wandering BardFAQ's — The Wandering BardFAQ's — The Wandering Bard
Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Wandering Bard Toys. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.
