Slavermaw Grinder by Strange Bedfellas — size chart, girth and firmness

Slavermaw Grinder

One size, no measurements published; poured 14 times, never the same twice.

Size Medium

Sold through, 14 past pours

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How firm is Slavermaw Grinder?

Soft to firm on our five-step scale, across 4 Strange Bedfellas labels.

Illustration: a fingertip pressing into soft silicone, the step most of these labels land on

Ultra soft
Soft (offered)
Medium (offered)
Firm (offered)
Extra firm

Softcommunity readingreviewer-measured“Near Clear 31*”, “Soft 00-30”
Mediummaker-published“Medium 00-50”
Firmreviewer-measured“Firm 10A”

Why

“Firm 10A”

10A maker-published¹

Firm reviewer-measured²

Phallophile groups Strange Bedfellas' firm with Pleasure Forge's, Damn Average's, New Folklore's and Kudu Voodoo's at exactly 10A — the cleanest cross-maker agreement in the whole dataset. Available on select toys only. Feels like: "firmness similar to flexed muscle" ³
“Medium 00-50”

00-50 maker-published¹

Medium maker-published¹

Feels like: "firmness similar to unflexed muscle" ³
“Near Clear 31*” Near Clear — firms up with age

00-31 maker-published¹

Soft community reading⁴⁵

Same soft step as “Soft 00-30” — both really do land here. The note below is why this one does. Nominally Soft; firms toward 00-45/00-50 with heat and age. firms up over time →
“Soft 00-30”

00-30 maker-published¹

Soft reviewer-measured⁶

Same soft step as “Near Clear 31*” — both really do land here. The note below is why this one does. Reviewer squish test on the Ceela agrees with the label. Feels like: "very cushiony and flexible… comparable to my palm muscle" ⁶

No owner has filed a squish report on a Strange Bedfellas label yet. At 3 we start printing what they found next to what the maker claims — one pour isn't a finding. File one →

Sources

Goldilocks scrape of Strange Bedfellas listings (firmness_option, brand_id 2) in the full table →
Silicone Dildo Firmness: Single- and Dual-Density Dildo Squish Rankings — Phallophile Reviews in the full table →
Goldilocks firmness web research (compiled 2026-07-18) in the full table →
Shore Firmness — OnlyGoblins Terminology wiki in the full table →
Firmness Guide — Twilight Meadow Creations in the full table →
Review: Strange Bedfellas Ceela — Mx.ed Reviews in the full table →

How Strange Bedfellas' firmness reads →
See how this sits against every other maker →

Everything else about Slavermaw Grinder

Price and stock over time $60 cheapest of any size on 1 November, unchanged since 25 September; on the shelf 35 of the 36 days we checked

Price history

Lowest published price across this sculpt's pours, in USD, on every day we logged one. 38 days, 36 observations (n=36).

$60 was the cheapest listed price, any size or pour, on 1 November 2026. Unchanged since we started watching.

1 of those days had nothing on the shelf — the price was published, not payable.Prices are the maker's own, read daily in USD; 14 pours feed the line.

How often it's actually in stock

35/36days on the shelf97% of the days we've checked (n=36)
1/36days with nothing readynothing buyable on those days
1longest dry runconsecutive checked days with nothing ready to ship
0restocks watchednone since we started watching

No restock interval yet. We've watched no restocks on this sculpt, and it takes 2 before a gap between two of them means anything.

Counted from our own daily log of the maker's listings — one row per listing per check, so a flat line means we looked and nothing moved. Days before we started tracking aren't counted, and days nobody checked aren't guessed at.

Tracking prices since 25 September 2026 — 38 days so far.

Pours and photos 14 pours to date

Slavermaw Grinder — aqua, brown pour — aqua, brownSLG-7

Slavermaw Grinder — blue, green, yellow, orange, pink, white pour — blue, green, yellow, orange, pink, whiteSLG-4

Slavermaw Grinder — drips of orange over white, shades of blue pour — drips of orange over white, shades of blueSLG-10

Slavermaw Grinder — pale green, black pour — pale green, blackSLG-12

Slavermaw Grinder — pale green, copper pour — pale green, copperSLG-8

Slavermaw Grinder — pale purple, blue, hypershift blue green pour — pale purple, blue, hypershift blue greenSLG-6

Slavermaw Grinder — pink, purple, black pour — pink, purple, blackSLG-9

Slavermaw Grinder — purple, aqua, yellow, pink pour — purple, aqua, yellow, pinkSLG-2

All 14 pours live on Strange Bedfellas's site →

Maker's full spec sheet, 9 figures

Slavermaw Grinder: Medium
	Maker says maker-published	Owners measured community-measured
Total length	2.8″	no owner measurements yet

Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →

Dimensions

Sizes: One — Medium
Usable length: not published
Total length: 2.8″tip to base, as the maker lists it

How we measure →

Girth profile

Widest girth: not published

How we measure →

Features

Knot: Not listed with one
Base: Flaredthe maker's own listing
Suction cup: not published
Dual density: not published
Anal safety: Maker lists a flared basewe have no base measurement to run the community flare rule against

Production

Maker: Strange Bedfellasbased in USA
Pours on file: 14each serialised — no two match
Sold through: 14 past pours
Firmness: 4 optionsthe maker's own words — our common scale is coming

Materials and care

Materials & care

Silicone: 100% platinum-cure silicone — specifically Smooth-On Ecoflex and Dragon Skin, certified skin safe. No firmness additives (no Slacker, no Slide STD). Mould release is Ease Release 200, scrubbed off before bagging. Colour comes from Silc-Pig wet pigment plus cosmetic mica; glow uses a fine glow powder. No glitter of any kind — "craft glitter is NOT safe to use in silicone toys since it can cut its way out of the surface".Source —Our Silicone — Strange Bedfellas
Cleaning: Soap and water or boiling. Near Clear is the exception — do not boil it.Their full routine is in the questions below.Sources —FAQ's — Strange Bedfellas Store Policies — Strange Bedfellas Our Silicone — Strange Bedfellas
Lube: Strange Bedfellas say silicone lube will damage itMakers genuinely disagree here, so this is the position of the maker who poured your toy, not a house rule.Sources —FAQ's — Strange Bedfellas Store Policies — Strange Bedfellas

Asked plainly, 7 questions

Is the Slavermaw Grinder anal-safe?

Strange Bedfellas list it with a flared base, which is the feature that keeps a toy retrievable. They don't publish a base measurement, so the community's rule — base wider around than the widest part of the shaft — can't be run against real numbers here. The flare is their claim, untested.

Soft or medium — which firmness of the Slavermaw Grinder should I get?

Strange Bedfellas offer it in “Firm 10A”, “Medium 00-50”, “Near Clear 31*” and “Soft 00-30”. On our common scale that runs Firm 10A → firm, Medium 00-50 → medium, Near Clear 31* → soft and Soft 00-30 → soft, each with the source behind it on our firmness table. “Near Clear 31*” and “Soft 00-30” land on the same soft step, and that is where the evidence puts them. Near Clear 31*: community reading placement. Nominally Soft; firms toward 00-45/00-50 with heat and age. Soft 00-30: reviewer-measured placement. Reviewer squish test on the Ceela agrees with the label. Size moves the answer as much as the label does: the same firmness feels firmer in a girthier size, because there's more silicone resisting you. Softer silicone also mutes texture, so if you're buying this for what the surface does, firmer keeps more of it.

What lube can I use with the Slavermaw Grinder?

Strange Bedfellas say silicone lube will damage it. In their words: "Please do not use silicone based lubes with our toys as it may damage them." Repeated verbatim in the store policies. No allow-list of other bases is published. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.

Sources: FAQ's — Strange Bedfellas Store Policies — Strange Bedfellas

How do I clean the Slavermaw Grinder?

Straight from Strange Bedfellas: Soap and water or boiling. Near Clear is the exception — do not boil it. Clean with soap and water, or by boiling. Always wash before the first use. Do not store with other toys unless you are certain they are 100% body-safe silicone.

Sources: FAQ's — Strange Bedfellas Store Policies — Strange Bedfellas Our Silicone — Strange Bedfellas

Will the Slavermaw Grinder fit a harness?

The base disc measures 4.8″ across, so you want an O-ring at least that wide. Check the O-ring you already own before you buy.

How long will I wait for a Slavermaw Grinder?

"We do drop new inventory every 2 weeks on Fridays at 4 PM Central." Customs are explicitly closed. The made-to-order alternative is "Friend Requests" — pre-set or surprise colour options on selected models, opened in batches whenever the queue allows, with no set schedule. Their own stated windows — inventory: shipped within 2–7 business days; the shop prefers Monday and Friday post office runs; no expedited shipping and friend request (made-to-order): per-listing wait times; the whole order ships only when the made-to-order item is finished. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.

Sources: FAQ's — Strange Bedfellas Store Policies — Strange Bedfellas FAQ's — Strange Bedfellas Shipping Policies — Strange Bedfellas Store Policies — Strange Bedfellas

Are the Slavermaw Grinder's measurements verified?

Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Strange Bedfellas. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.

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