Instead of the Batou
Ranked against Strange Bedfellas's Large — 7.2″ around, 5.7″ usable. Differences are the other toy vs theirs. See the original →
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Maybe your favourite Strange Bedfellas sculpt is sold through, or you just want to see what else fits the same before you commit. For each of their best-documented pieces, our fit engine finds the closest sizes across the other makers we track — measured the same way, with every difference from the Strange Bedfellas original spelled out on the card.
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