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Slavermaw

The Noble is 10.0″ around at its widest; poured 91 times, never the same twice.

Sold through, 9 past pours

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Slavermaw by Strange Bedfellas, the full sculpt, cut out against the page

Will the Noble fit?

0″1″2″3″4″5″6″7″8″9″10.0″7.2″9.5″ usable

maker-published figures

+3.2″ around on the Medium, a big jump.

Own a toy you like? Name it and every drawing shows it behind this one.

Why
0″1″2″3″4″5″6″7″8″9″5.5″6.8″10.0″7.2″8.3″4.7″Small5.5″ usableMedium6.7″ usableNoble9.5″ usableLarge7.8″ usableMini4.8″ usable
  • Small → Medium +1.3″ around · +1.2″ usable a big jump side by side →
  • Medium → Noble +3.2″ around · +2.8″ usable a big jump

Published girths don't increase in the maker's own size order at Noble → Large and Large → Mini, so we've left that step out rather than print a jump we can't stand behind.

The Noble is 10.0″ around over 9.5″ usable, a girth-to-length ratio of 1.05. Owners short on depth filter for 1.3 or higher; this one sits under it.

How firm is Slavermaw?

Ultra soft to medium on our five-step scale, across 4 Strange Bedfellas labels.

Illustration: a fingertip pressing into soft silicone, the step most of these labels land on
  1. Ultra soft (offered)
  2. Soft (offered)
  3. Medium (offered)
  4. Firm
  5. Extra firm
  • Ultra softmaker-published“Super Soft 00-20”
  • Softcommunity readingreviewer-measured“Near Clear 31*”, “Soft 00-30”
  • Mediummaker-published“Medium 00-50”
Why
  1. “Medium 00-50”
    00-50 maker-published1
    Medium maker-published1
    Feels like: "firmness similar to unflexed muscle" 2
  2. “Near Clear 31*” Near Clear — firms up with age
    00-31 maker-published1
    Soft community reading34
    Same soft step as “Soft 00-30” — both really do land here. The note below is why this one does. Nominally Soft; firms toward 00-45/00-50 with heat and age. firms up over time →
  3. “Soft 00-30”
    00-30 maker-published1
    Soft reviewer-measured5
    Same soft step as “Near Clear 31*” — both really do land here. The note below is why this one does. Reviewer squish test on the Ceela agrees with the label. Feels like: "very cushiony and flexible… comparable to my palm muscle" 5
  4. “Super Soft 00-20”
    00-20 maker-published1
    Ultra soft maker-published1

No owner has filed a squish report on a Strange Bedfellas label yet. At 3 we start printing what they found next to what the maker claims — one pour isn't a finding. File one →

How Strange Bedfellas' firmness reads →
See how this sits against every other maker →

Everything else about Slavermaw

Price and stock over time $25 cheapest of any size on 1 November, unchanged since 25 September; on the shelf all 36 days we checked

Price history

Lowest published price across this sculpt's pours, in USD, on every day we logged one. 38 days, 36 observations (n=36).

$2525 September 20261 November 2026

$25 was the cheapest listed price, any size or pour, on 1 November 2026. Unchanged since we started watching.

Prices are the maker's own, read daily in USD; 91 pours feed the line.

How often it's actually in stock

  • 36/36days on the shelf100% of the days we've checked (n=36)
  • 0/36days with nothing readynothing buyable on those days
  • 0longest dry runconsecutive checked days with nothing ready to ship
  • 0restocks watchednone since we started watching

No restock interval yet. We've watched no restocks on this sculpt, and it takes 2 before a gap between two of them means anything.

Counted from our own daily log of the maker's listings — one row per listing per check, so a flat line means we looked and nothing moved. Days before we started tracking aren't counted, and days nobody checked aren't guessed at.

Tracking prices since 25 September 2026 — 38 days so far.

Pours and photos 91 pours to date, 3 in stock
Slavermaw — aqua, blue, dark green pour
aqua, blue, dark greenSLM-78
Slavermaw — aqua flash, green, aqua, black pour
aqua flash, green, aqua, blackSLM-18
Slavermaw — aqua flash, red flash, hypershift red green pour
aqua flash, red flash, hypershift red greenSLM-7
Slavermaw — aqua flash, yellow, orange, purple, blue pour
aqua flash, yellow, orange, purple, blueSLM-61
Slavermaw — aqua, green, yellow, pink pour
aqua, green, yellow, pinkSLM-25
Slavermaw — aqua, turquoise, hypershift green pour
aqua, turquoise, hypershift greenSLM-82
Slavermaw — black, blue, gold pour
black, blue, goldSLM-38
Slavermaw — black drips over yellow, pink, purple, blue, glow pour
black drips over yellow, pink, purple, blue, glowSLM-86
Maker's full spec sheet, 16 figures
Slavermaw: Noble
Maker says maker-published Owners measured community-measured
Usable length 9.5″ no owner measurements yet
Total length 5.0″ no owner measurements yet
Tip girth 7.2″ no owner measurements yet
Mid girth 10.0″ no owner measurements yet

Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →

Dimensions

Sizes
5 — Small to Mini
Usable length
4.8–9.5″the part that goes in, base excluded
Total length
2.4–5.0″tip to base, as the maker lists it
How we measure →

Girth profile

Widest girth
4.7–10.0″circumference, across the range
Narrowest girth
3.5–7.2″
Girth ÷ usable
1.05Noble — under the 1.3 the community calls girthy for its depth
Measured at
tip · midthe cross-sections the maker publishes
How we measure →

Features

Knot
Not listed with one
Base
not published
Suction cup
not published
Dual density
not published
Anal safety
not enough datano base measurement published, so we can't run the flare rule — don't take silence as a yes

Production

Maker
Strange Bedfellasbased in USA
How it sells
Sold as ready-made poursfrom the live listings, not a maker claim
Pours on file
91each serialised — no two match
Sold through
88 past pours
Firmness
4 optionsthe maker's own words — our common scale is coming
Materials and care

Materials & care

Silicone
100% platinum-cure silicone — specifically Smooth-On Ecoflex and Dragon Skin, certified skin safe. No firmness additives (no Slacker, no Slide STD). Mould release is Ease Release 200, scrubbed off before bagging. Colour comes from Silc-Pig wet pigment plus cosmetic mica; glow uses a fine glow powder. No glitter of any kind — "craft glitter is NOT safe to use in silicone toys since it can cut its way out of the surface".Source —Our Silicone — Strange Bedfellas
Cleaning
Soap and water or boiling. Near Clear is the exception — do not boil it.Their full routine is in the questions below.Sources —FAQ's — Strange BedfellasStore Policies — Strange BedfellasOur Silicone — Strange Bedfellas
Lube
Strange Bedfellas say silicone lube will damage itMakers genuinely disagree here, so this is the position of the maker who poured your toy, not a house rule.Sources —FAQ's — Strange BedfellasStore Policies — Strange Bedfellas
Asked plainly, 10 questions
How big is the Small Slavermaw?

The Small Slavermaw has 5.5″ of usable length and 5.5″ around at its widest, as Strange Bedfellas publish it. It measures 3.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Medium Slavermaw?

The Medium Slavermaw has 6.7″ of usable length and 6.8″ around at its widest, as Strange Bedfellas publish it. It measures 3.5″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Noble Slavermaw?

The Noble Slavermaw has 9.5″ of usable length and 10.0″ around at its widest, as Strange Bedfellas publish it. It measures 5.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Large Slavermaw?

The Large Slavermaw has 7.8″ of usable length and 8.3″ around at its widest, as Strange Bedfellas publish it. It measures 3.9″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Mini Slavermaw?

The Mini Slavermaw has 4.8″ of usable length and 4.7″ around at its widest, as Strange Bedfellas publish it. It measures 2.4″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

Soft or medium — which firmness of the Slavermaw should I get?

Strange Bedfellas offer it in “Medium 00-50”, “Near Clear 31*”, “Soft 00-30” and “Super Soft 00-20”. On our common scale that runs Medium 00-50 → medium, Near Clear 31* → soft, Soft 00-30 → soft and Super Soft 00-20 → ultra soft, each with the source behind it on our firmness table. “Near Clear 31*” and “Soft 00-30” land on the same soft step, and that is where the evidence puts them. Near Clear 31*: community reading placement. Nominally Soft; firms toward 00-45/00-50 with heat and age. Soft 00-30: reviewer-measured placement. Reviewer squish test on the Ceela agrees with the label. Size moves the answer as much as the label does: the same firmness feels firmer in a girthier size, because there's more silicone resisting you. Softer silicone also mutes texture, so if you're buying this for what the surface does, firmer keeps more of it.

What lube can I use with the Slavermaw?

Strange Bedfellas say silicone lube will damage it. In their words: "Please do not use silicone based lubes with our toys as it may damage them." Repeated verbatim in the store policies. No allow-list of other bases is published. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.

Sources: FAQ's — Strange BedfellasStore Policies — Strange Bedfellas

How do I clean the Slavermaw?

Straight from Strange Bedfellas: Soap and water or boiling. Near Clear is the exception — do not boil it. Clean with soap and water, or by boiling. Always wash before the first use. Do not store with other toys unless you are certain they are 100% body-safe silicone.

Sources: FAQ's — Strange BedfellasStore Policies — Strange BedfellasOur Silicone — Strange Bedfellas

How long will I wait for a Slavermaw?

"We do drop new inventory every 2 weeks on Fridays at 4 PM Central." Customs are explicitly closed. The made-to-order alternative is "Friend Requests" — pre-set or surprise colour options on selected models, opened in batches whenever the queue allows, with no set schedule. Their own stated windows — inventory: shipped within 2–7 business days; the shop prefers Monday and Friday post office runs; no expedited shipping and friend request (made-to-order): per-listing wait times; the whole order ships only when the made-to-order item is finished. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.

Sources: FAQ's — Strange BedfellasStore Policies — Strange BedfellasFAQ's — Strange BedfellasShipping Policies — Strange BedfellasStore Policies — Strange Bedfellas

Are the Slavermaw's measurements verified?

Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Strange Bedfellas. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.

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