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3 sizes, 12.7–16.0″ around, each drawn to scale from the maker's published figures.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Drawn from the maker's numbers — 12.7″ around at the widest point of the shaft. It's a silhouette, not a photograph: girth positions along the shaft are approximate.Sized to your screen by the card you matched.
Hold any bank card upright against the screen and drag until the outline matches it — every card is 85.6 × 54 mm.
Owners put the comfortable increment at half an inch of circumference per step up, an inch at the very most. Anything wider is where the “I sized up and regretted it” posts come from — girth is the constraint, not length.
| Maker says maker-published | Owners measured community-measured | |
|---|---|---|
| Total length | 17.0″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Widest girth | 12.7″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Narrowest girth | 8.1″ | no owner measurements yet |
Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →
SquarePegnames only — no numbers published. Two named densities — SuperSoft and Firmer — and no Shore value published anywhere, as a matter of house policy. Firmness is also tied to colourway: you cannot order a SuperSoft black, because black is only poured Firmer.
Girth beats the label. The same firmness reads firmer in a bigger size — there's simply more silicone resisting you. Owners hit this constantly comparing a soft large against a medium small and finding the soft one firmer.
Soft mutes texture. The softer the pour, the less of the surface you feel. It's the trade-off behind the question owners ask each other most often when a configurator makes them choose — one we read repeatedly across our own thread corpus, never from a maker. Girthy and smooth points at soft, girthy and heavily textured points at softer still, and firm is what you pick when you want the texture to land.
And a caveat from the maker.SquarePeg coined the term "SuperSoft" in 2006 and says it has since become an industry word with no fixed meaning: "it doesn't mean anything specific in terms of durometer, and I've encountered some really firm SuperSofts in other toy lines… So check with each manufacturer." The copper colour identifying SquarePeg's SuperSoft is trademarked.1
No owner has filed a squish report on a SquarePeg label yet. At 3 we start printing what they found next to what the maker claims — one pour isn't a finding. File one →
The 1 Slink Stretch has 12.7″ around at its widest, as SquarePeg publish it.
The 2 Slink Stretch has 13.8″ around at its widest, as SquarePeg publish it.
The 3 Slink Stretch has 16.0″ around at its widest, as SquarePeg publish it.
SquarePeg say silicone lube is fine. They name water-based, grease/oil-based, silicone-based, J-Lube-based and powdered-based lube as safe. In their words: SquarePeg is the maker that argues the case publicly. "I have seen no melting or dissolving effects of using silicone lubes on my toys in all these years… many of my customers use silicone lube exclusively and there have been no reported adverse affects since I introduced SuperSoft silicone to the adult toy market in 2006." It publishes a dedicated article, 'Origins of myth that silicone lube is bad for silicone toys', arguing the damage people blamed on silicone lube was actually vinyl plasticiser contact, and that cured silicone absorbing and re-releasing silicone fluid made the false association stick. It does flag a practical cost: silicone lube is hard to wash off and can trap odours and bacteria "like a protective blanket" — Blue Dawn® or acetone will remove it. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.
Sources — Lube — SquarePegToys® Health & Safety GuideOrigins of myth that silicone lube is bad for silicone toys — SquarePegToys® Q&A
Straight from SquarePeg: Soap and water first — the soap you need depends on the lube you used. Then boil, dishwash, bake or bleach-soak; the silicone tolerates up to 400°F. Wash with plain soap and water to remove lube and residue, then dry with a soft cloth. J-Lube rinses with mild detergent; grease lubes need a grease-cutting soap; silicone lube is "the most persistent" and needs something as strong as Dawn®. Soaking is fine (silicone is hydrophobic) — but never soak silicone alongside vinyl toys. Dishwasher-safe on either rack, but the abrasive action can dull and pit the surface over time.
Sources — How do I clean and sterilize SquarePegToys®? — Q&AStoring Your Toys — SquarePegToys® Q&A
SquarePeg offer SquarePegHole™ on some models: A universal socket in the base that grips peg-type mounts with the industry-standard 3/4″ base shaft. Introduced November 2017. SquarePeg offer FlushCup™ on some models: A low-profile suction base cast into the toy itself, so the toy sits flush to the surface instead of wobbling on a stem. Introduced October 2017. Check the O-ring you already own before you buy.
Sources — SquarePegHole™ — SquarePegToys® custom basesFlushCup™ — SquarePegToys® custom basesHarness Base — SquarePegToys® custom bases
Standing catalogue, not drops. Custom base requests are taken by email on models that don't list the option. Their own stated windows — order processing: orders received Mon–Fri by 8 AM Pacific / 11 AM Eastern process to ship the same day; 99.7% of orders ship the same or next business day. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.
Sources — Shipping — SquarePegToys®Innovation — SquarePegToys®Shipping — SquarePegToys®
Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by SquarePeg. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.
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