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Bromelia

The Small is 5.5″ around at its widest; every pour one of a kind.

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Bromelia by Pleasure Forge — Devil's Pool pour, maker's photo
Devil's Pool № 7176
Bromelia by Pleasure Forge — VEXED pour, maker's photo
VEXED № 7163
Bromelia by Pleasure Forge — Castaways pour, maker's photo
Castaways № 7182

Will the Small fit?

0″1″2″3″4″5.5″3.3″4.9″ usable

maker-published figures

The Large adds 2.5″, a big jump.

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Why
0″1″2″3″4″5″6″7″5.7″5.5″3.3″8.0″XS4.1″ usableSmall4.9″ usableLarge7.1″ usable
  • Small → Large +2.5″ around · +2.2″ usable a big jump

Published girths don't increase in the maker's own size order at XS → Small, so we've left that step out rather than print a jump we can't stand behind.

The Small is 5.5″ around over 4.9″ usable, a girth-to-length ratio of 1.13. Owners short on depth filter for 1.3 or higher; this one sits under it.

How firm is Bromelia?

Ultra soft on our five-step scale.

Illustration: a fingertip pressing into ultra soft silicone, the step most of these labels land on
  1. Ultra soft (offered)
  2. Soft
  3. Medium
  4. Firm
  5. Extra firm
  • Ultra softmaker-published“Super Soft 00-20”
Why
  1. “Super Soft 00-20”
    00-20 maker-published1
    Ultra soft maker-published1

No owner has filed a squish report on a Pleasure Forge label yet. At 3 we start printing what they found next to what the maker claims — one pour isn't a finding. File one →

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Everything else about Bromelia

Tracking prices since 30 October, 3 days so far

Pours and photos 5 pours to date, 3 in stock
Bromelia — Castaways pour
Castaways7182
Bromelia — Devil's Pool pour
Devil's Pool7176
Bromelia — Devil's Pool pour
Devil's Pool7180
Bromelia — VEXED pour
VEXED7159
Bromelia — VEXED pour
VEXED7163
Maker's full spec sheet, 19 figures
Bromelia: Small
Maker says maker-published Owners measured community-measured
Usable length 4.9″ no owner measurements yet
Total length 6.0″ no owner measurements yet
Widest girth 5.5″ no owner measurements yet
Narrowest girth 3.3″ no owner measurements yet

Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →

Dimensions

Sizes
3 — XS to Large
Usable length
4.1–7.1″the part that goes in, base excluded
Total length
5.0–8.7″tip to base, as the maker lists it
How we measure →

Girth profile

Widest girth
5.5–8.0″circumference, across the range
Narrowest girth
2.8–4.8″
Knot girth
not publishedthe maker lists a knot but no knot measurement
Girth ÷ usable
1.13Small — under the 1.3 the community calls girthy for its depth
Measured at
widest · narrowestthe cross-sections the maker publishes
How we measure →

Features

Shape
knotted
Knot
Yes
Base
not published
Suction cup
not published
Dual density
not published
Texture
bumpy
Anal safety
not enough datano base measurement published, so we can't run the flare rule — don't take silence as a yes

Production

Maker
Pleasure Forgebased in USA
How it sells
Sold as ready-made poursfrom the live listings, not a maker claim
Pours on file
5each serialised — no two match
Sold through
2 past pours
Firmness
Super Soft 00-20the maker's own words — our common scale is coming
Materials and care

Materials & care

Silicone
100% body-safe platinum-cure silicone with body-safe pigments. Near Clear pours use Smooth-On Ecoflex 00-31 Clear and 00-45 Clear.Sources —General FAQ — Pleasure ForgeNear Clear Info — Pleasure Forge
Cleaning
Care instructions are printed on the back of every packing slip. New toys arrive tacky and need a thorough wash before use; everyday cleaning is warm soapy water, deep cleaning is rubbing alcohol with a mild detergent.Their full routine is in the questions below.Sources —General FAQ — Pleasure ForgeNear Clear Info — Pleasure Forge
Lube
Pleasure Forge advise against silicone lubeThey name water-based and oil-based lube as safe. Makers genuinely disagree here, so this is the position of the maker who poured your toy, not a house rule.Sources —General FAQ — Pleasure ForgeNear Clear Info — Pleasure Forge
Asked plainly, 8 questions
How big is the XS Bromelia?

The XS Bromelia has 4.1″ of usable length and 5.7″ around at its widest, as Pleasure Forge publish it. It measures 5.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Small Bromelia?

The Small Bromelia has 4.9″ of usable length and 5.5″ around at its widest, as Pleasure Forge publish it. It measures 6.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Large Bromelia?

The Large Bromelia has 7.1″ of usable length and 8.0″ around at its widest, as Pleasure Forge publish it. It measures 8.7″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

What lube can I use with the Bromelia?

Pleasure Forge advise against silicone lube. They name water-based and oil-based lube as safe. In their words: "Using silicone based lubricants with silicone based toys is not usually recommended." On the Near Clear page it is more specific and more mechanical: the material "is compatible with your favorite water and oil based lubricants, but beware that using a silicone lube may make any silicone toy swell a little bit, or a lot". Note this is a swelling claim, not a dissolving claim — different from the makers who say silicone lube destroys silicone. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.

Sources: General FAQ — Pleasure ForgeNear Clear Info — Pleasure Forge

How do I clean the Bromelia?

Straight from Pleasure Forge: Care instructions are printed on the back of every packing slip. New toys arrive tacky and need a thorough wash before use; everyday cleaning is warm soapy water, deep cleaning is rubbing alcohol with a mild detergent. Inspect the toy while it is still inside the bag; report undocumented flaws before opening. New toys often feel tacky — they get only a perfunctory wash before shipping and need a thorough clean to remove residual mould release. Warm soapy water, boiling, or a 1% bleach soak all work. Everyday: water with a mild detergent. Deeper clean for smells or soiling: rubbing alcohol with a mild detergent — "silicones tend to be nonpolar which limits the ability of water to clean them".

Sources: General FAQ — Pleasure ForgeNear Clear Info — Pleasure Forge

Will the Bromelia fit a harness?

Pleasure Forge offer KÜPPŞ on some models: Double-sided suction cups sold separately, in two shapes: Flex Cups (more grip, for walls/vertical surfaces) and Pedestal Cups (more rigid, for floors/horizontal surfaces). A set is one of each. Pleasure Forge offer Per-model features (suction compatible / Vac-U-Lock / squirting tube) on some models: Pleasure Forge does not add features on request. If a model supports suction, Vac-U-Lock or a squirting tube, it is stated in that listing's text. As published on 2026-07-26 the suction-compatible models were: XS/S/M/L Fighter, S/M/L Kraken Rogue, S/M/L Kraken Wizard, XS/S/M/L Rogue, XS/S/M/L Wizard. Check the O-ring you already own before you buy.

Sources: KÜPPŞ (Double Sided Suction Cups) — Pleasure ForgeGeneral FAQ — Pleasure Forge

How long will I wait for a Bromelia?

Stock drops — "weekly/biweekly/monthly… generally on Thursdays around 8PM EST", announced on the site, on @pleasureforge socials and by mailing list. Customs were closed as of 2026-07-26 ("WE ARE NOT TAKING CUSTOM ORDERS AT THIS TIME"). Nothing outside the current model list is made. Their own stated windows — order processing: about 2–10 business days; orders processed Mon–Fri 7AM–3PM; no expedited shipping offered. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.

Sources: General FAQ — Pleasure ForgeGeneral FAQ — Pleasure Forge

Are the Bromelia's measurements verified?

Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Pleasure Forge. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.

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