How big is the XS Bromelia?
The XS Bromelia has 4.1″ of usable length and 5.7″ around at its widest, as Pleasure Forge publish it. It measures 5.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
How big is the Small Bromelia?
The Small Bromelia has 4.9″ of usable length and 5.5″ around at its widest, as Pleasure Forge publish it. It measures 6.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
How big is the Large Bromelia?
The Large Bromelia has 7.1″ of usable length and 8.0″ around at its widest, as Pleasure Forge publish it. It measures 8.7″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
What lube can I use with the Bromelia?
Pleasure Forge advise against silicone lube. They name water-based and oil-based lube as safe. In their words: "Using silicone based lubricants with silicone based toys is not usually recommended." On the Near Clear page it is more specific and more mechanical: the material "is compatible with your favorite water and oil based lubricants, but beware that using a silicone lube may make any silicone toy swell a little bit, or a lot". Note this is a swelling claim, not a dissolving claim — different from the makers who say silicone lube destroys silicone. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.
Sources: General FAQ — Pleasure ForgeNear Clear Info — Pleasure Forge
How do I clean the Bromelia?
Straight from Pleasure Forge: Care instructions are printed on the back of every packing slip. New toys arrive tacky and need a thorough wash before use; everyday cleaning is warm soapy water, deep cleaning is rubbing alcohol with a mild detergent. Inspect the toy while it is still inside the bag; report undocumented flaws before opening. New toys often feel tacky — they get only a perfunctory wash before shipping and need a thorough clean to remove residual mould release. Warm soapy water, boiling, or a 1% bleach soak all work. Everyday: water with a mild detergent. Deeper clean for smells or soiling: rubbing alcohol with a mild detergent — "silicones tend to be nonpolar which limits the ability of water to clean them".
Sources: General FAQ — Pleasure ForgeNear Clear Info — Pleasure Forge
Will the Bromelia fit a harness?
Pleasure Forge offer KÜPPŞ on some models: Double-sided suction cups sold separately, in two shapes: Flex Cups (more grip, for walls/vertical surfaces) and Pedestal Cups (more rigid, for floors/horizontal surfaces). A set is one of each. Pleasure Forge offer Per-model features (suction compatible / Vac-U-Lock / squirting tube) on some models: Pleasure Forge does not add features on request. If a model supports suction, Vac-U-Lock or a squirting tube, it is stated in that listing's text. As published on 2026-07-26 the suction-compatible models were: XS/S/M/L Fighter, S/M/L Kraken Rogue, S/M/L Kraken Wizard, XS/S/M/L Rogue, XS/S/M/L Wizard. Check the O-ring you already own before you buy.
Sources: KÜPPŞ (Double Sided Suction Cups) — Pleasure ForgeGeneral FAQ — Pleasure Forge
How long will I wait for a Bromelia?
Stock drops — "weekly/biweekly/monthly… generally on Thursdays around 8PM EST", announced on the site, on @pleasureforge socials and by mailing list. Customs were closed as of 2026-07-26 ("WE ARE NOT TAKING CUSTOM ORDERS AT THIS TIME"). Nothing outside the current model list is made. Their own stated windows — order processing: about 2–10 business days; orders processed Mon–Fri 7AM–3PM; no expedited shipping offered. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.
Sources: General FAQ — Pleasure ForgeGeneral FAQ — Pleasure Forge
Are the Bromelia's measurements verified?
Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Pleasure Forge. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.