The Xtra-Small Venomous Horse Dildo has 5.2″ of usable length and 5.6″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 7.2″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

The Small Venomous Horse Dildo has 6.3″ of usable length and 6.8″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 8.7″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

The Large Venomous Horse Dildo has 8.1″ of usable length and 8.7″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 11.4″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

The XXL Venomous Horse Dildo has 10.1″ of usable length and 11.0″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 14.1″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

The XXXL Venomous Horse Dildo has 12.2″ of usable length and 13.1″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 17.2″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

On the numbers Mr Hankey's Toys publish, yes: every size clears the community flare rule. The rule owners use: the base has to measure wider around than the widest part of the shaft, or it isn't reliably retrievable.

Mr Hankey's Toys offer it in “40% Soft”, “75% Soft”, “Extra Firm” and “Med Firm”. On our common scale that runs 40% Soft → medium, 75% Soft → soft, Extra Firm → extra firm and Med Firm → medium, each with the source behind it on our firmness table. “40% Soft” and “Med Firm” land on the same medium step, and that is where the evidence puts them. 40% Soft: community reading placement. "a penis that is 40-50% erect", "more forgiving and comfortable". Firmer than 75% Soft despite the lower number — the % is % of softness applied, not % erect in the intuitive direction. This ordering trips buyers up constantly. Med Firm: reviewer-measured placement. Phallophile: "'medium firm' option tests between 8 and 9A on the shore scale" — i.e. Shore A, above most indies' 00-50 Medium but below the 10A everyone else calls Firm. Size moves the answer as much as the label does: the same firmness feels firmer in a girthier size, because there's more silicone resisting you. Softer silicone also mutes texture: owners reach for soft on a girthy toy and super-soft on a girthy, heavily textured one, and firm when they want the texture to land.

Mr Hankey's Toys say silicone lube is fine. They name water-based and silicone-based lube as safe. In their words: "Hankey's Toys are used with all types of lubrication, including silicone-based formulas. We have performed our own testing, placing silicone samples in contact with common water & silicone-based lubricants, for up to 30 days and have not seen any adverse effects." It notes it cannot test every brand and recommends spot-testing a new lube on an inconspicuous part of the toy overnight. Its usage advisory separately tells buyers to "always apply a sufficient quantity of a safe, water-based lubricant" and to spot-test on the base — the two pages are not perfectly aligned; render both, don't average them. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.

Sources: FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysUsage & Safety — Mr. Hankey's Toys

Straight from Mr Hankey's Toys: Wash before first use — toys ship unwashed with mould release on them. Sanitise before and after each use with plain soap or mild dish detergent and warm water, rinse fully, dry with a clean cloth, store dry and not touching other toys. New toys arrive with an oily/greasy release agent (vaseline or similar) still on them; Mr Hankey's says it skips the post-production wash to keep costs down and leaves it to the customer. Harmless, but wash it off before use. Sanitise before and after each use with plain soap or mild dish detergent and warm water; never use hazardous chemicals. Rinse all detergent off, dry with a clean soft cloth or paper towel.

Sources: FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysUsage & Safety — Mr. Hankey's Toys

The base disc runs 2.5–4.5″ across depending on size, so match your O-ring to the size you're buying. Mr Hankey's Toys offer Vac-U-Hole on some models: An attachment hole in the base. Third-party handles, suction cups and some sex machines fit it. Mr Hankey's Toys offer Strapon Ring Size on some models: The base diameter published per size in the spec table — i.e. the O-ring size you need for a harness. Mr Hankey's is the only maker in our DB that publishes this as a first-class spec. Check the O-ring you already own before you buy.

Sources: FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysFAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysGoldilocks — Scraping Recon, Big 3 Maker Sites (2026-07-17)

Every toy is built to order from a mould, with firmness, colour and Vac-U-Hole chosen at checkout. Dimensions cannot be customised — "our toys come from molds and the dimensions cannot be altered". Their own stated windows — domestic: approximately 8–16 business days to manufacture, plus 2–6 business days in transit and international: 7–10 days in transit after shipping; the maker asks customers to allow up to 8 weeks overall. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.

Sources: FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysFAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysFAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's Toys

Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Mr Hankey's Toys. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.