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Poyato

The Large is 8.0″ around at its widest; poured when you order.

$169.95 Poured to order

Order at Mr Hankey's Toys (official)

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Poyato by Mr Hankey's Toys — maker's photo
maker's photo
Poyato by Mr Hankey's Toys — maker's photo
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Poyato by Mr Hankey's Toys — maker's photo
maker's photo

Will the Large fit?

0″1″2″3″4″5″6″7″8.0″7.8″7.5″8.0″ usable

maker-published figures

+1.4″ around on the Original, a big jump. The XL adds 1.5″, a big jump.

Own a toy you like? Name it and every drawing shows it behind this one.

Why
0″1″2″3″4″5″6″7″8″9″10″5.5″6.6″8.0″7.8″7.5″9.5″11.0″Xtra-Small5.5″ usableOriginal6.5″ usableLarge8.0″ usableXL9.1″ usableXXL11.0″ usable

The Large is 8.0″ around over 8.0″ usable, a girth-to-length ratio of 1.00. Owners short on depth filter for 1.3 or higher; this one sits under it.

How firm is Poyato?

Soft to extra firm on our five-step scale, across 4 Mr Hankey's Toys labels.

Illustration: a fingertip pressing into medium silicone, the step most of these labels land on
  1. Ultra soft
  2. Soft (offered)
  3. Medium (offered)
  4. Firm
  5. Extra firm (offered)
  • Softreviewer-measured“75% Soft”
  • Mediumcommunity readingreviewer-measured“40% Soft”, “Med Firm”
  • Extra firmcommunity reading“Extra Firm”
Why
  1. “40% Soft”
    40% soft — their own scale maker-published12
    Medium community reading1
    Same medium step as “Med Firm” — both really do land here. The note below is why this one does. "a penis that is 40-50% erect", "more forgiving and comfortable". Firmer than 75% Soft despite the lower number — the % is % of softness applied, not % erect in the intuitive direction. This ordering trips buyers up constantly.
  2. “75% Soft”
    75% soft — their own scale maker-published1
    Soft reviewer-measured32
    Two reviewers, two different answers — We place it at Soft on the strength of the squish test, and render the disagreement. Feels like: "soft without being flimsy"; stands on its own even on a narrow base 43 reviewer vs reviewer →
  3. “Extra Firm”
    no Shore published maker-published1
    Extra firm community reading1
    Placed by ordering alone (firmer than Med Firm, which measures 8–9A). No Shore figure exists for it in any source. Feels like: "hard" and "not very forgiving and generally not recommended for beginners" (the maker's own words — no analogy exists and we won't invent one) 1
  4. “Med Firm”
    no Shore published maker-published1
    Medium reviewer-measured2
    Same medium step as “40% Soft” — both really do land here. The note below is why this one does. Phallophile: "'medium firm' option tests between 8 and 9A on the shore scale" — i.e. Shore A, above most indies' 00-50 Medium but below the 10A everyone else calls Firm. Feels like: "similar to a fully erect penis" (the maker's own words) 1

No owner has filed a squish report on a Mr Hankey's Toys label yet. At 3 we start printing what they found next to what the maker claims — one pour isn't a finding. File one →

How Mr Hankey's Toys' firmness reads →
See how this sits against every other maker →

Everything else about Poyato

Tracking prices since 29 October, 4 days so far

Pours and photos 21 maker photos
Poyato by Mr Hankey's Toys — maker's photo 1
Poyato by Mr Hankey's Toys — maker's photo 2
Poyato by Mr Hankey's Toys — maker's photo 3
Poyato by Mr Hankey's Toys — maker's photo 4
Poyato by Mr Hankey's Toys — maker's photo 5
Poyato by Mr Hankey's Toys — maker's photo 6
Maker's full spec sheet, 18 figures
Mr Hankey's Toys describe it: Meet the José Poyato Lifecast Dildo, an official collaboration hand-poured in San Diego. Choose five sizes, four firmness options, and 20+ colors.
Poyato: Large
Maker says maker-published Owners measured community-measured
Usable length 8.0″ no owner measurements yet
Total length 11.4″ no owner measurements yet
Tip girth 7.5″ no owner measurements yet
Mid girth 7.8″ no owner measurements yet
Base girth 8.0″ no owner measurements yet

Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →

Dimensions

Sizes
5 — Xtra-Small to XXL
Usable length
5.5–11.0″the part that goes in, base excluded
Total length
8.1–14.3″tip to base, as the maker lists it
How we measure →

Girth profile

Widest girth
5.5–11.0″circumference, across the range
Narrowest girth
4.8–9.5″
Girth ÷ usable
1.00Large — under the 1.3 the community calls girthy for its depth
Measured at
tip · mid · basethe cross-sections the maker publishes
How we measure →

Features

Knot
Not listed with one
Base
not published
Suction cup
not published
Dual density
not published
Texture
Realistic with vein and skin detail
Anal safety
Clears the community flare ruleBase disc measures 7.9–12.6″ around against a widest shaft point of 5.5–11.0″. The rule: the base has to be wider than the widest part of the shaft to stay retrievable.

Production

Maker
Mr Hankey's Toysbased in USA
How it sells
Poured to orderfrom the live listings, not a maker claim
Colour options
marbling available
Firmness
4 optionsthe maker's own words — our common scale is coming
Materials and care

Materials & care

Silicone
Platinum silicone made in the United States and tested by an independent laboratory. The maker is explicit that this is "body safe", not medical-grade, and that toy makers do not use implant-grade silicone. Products are stated to be vegan. Handcrafted in California.Source —FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's Toys
Cleaning
Wash before first use — toys ship unwashed with mould release on them. Sanitise before and after each use with plain soap or mild dish detergent and warm water, rinse fully, dry with a clean cloth, store dry and not touching other toys.Their full routine is in the questions below.Sources —FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysUsage & Safety — Mr. Hankey's Toys
Lube
Mr Hankey's Toys say silicone lube is fineThey name water-based and silicone-based lube as safe. Their own two pages don't fully agree on this — both are quoted in the questions below. Makers genuinely disagree here, so this is the position of the maker who poured your toy, not a house rule.Sources —FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysUsage & Safety — Mr. Hankey's Toys
Asked plainly, 12 questions
How big is the Xtra-Small Poyato?

The Xtra-Small Poyato has 5.5″ of usable length and 5.5″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 8.1″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Original Poyato?

The Original Poyato has 6.5″ of usable length and 6.6″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 9.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Large Poyato?

The Large Poyato has 8.0″ of usable length and 8.0″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 11.4″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the XL Poyato?

The XL Poyato has 9.1″ of usable length and 9.5″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 12.5″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the XXL Poyato?

The XXL Poyato has 11.0″ of usable length and 11.0″ around at its widest, as Mr Hankey's Toys publish it. It measures 14.3″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

Is the Poyato anal-safe?

On the numbers Mr Hankey's Toys publish, yes: every size clears the community flare rule. The rule owners use: the base has to measure wider around than the widest part of the shaft, or it isn't reliably retrievable.

Soft or medium — which firmness of the Poyato should I get?

Mr Hankey's Toys offer it in “40% Soft”, “75% Soft”, “Extra Firm” and “Med Firm”. On our common scale that runs 40% Soft → medium, 75% Soft → soft, Extra Firm → extra firm and Med Firm → medium, each with the source behind it on our firmness table. “40% Soft” and “Med Firm” land on the same medium step, and that is where the evidence puts them. 40% Soft: community reading placement. "a penis that is 40-50% erect", "more forgiving and comfortable". Firmer than 75% Soft despite the lower number — the % is % of softness applied, not % erect in the intuitive direction. This ordering trips buyers up constantly. Med Firm: reviewer-measured placement. Phallophile: "'medium firm' option tests between 8 and 9A on the shore scale" — i.e. Shore A, above most indies' 00-50 Medium but below the 10A everyone else calls Firm. Size moves the answer as much as the label does: the same firmness feels firmer in a girthier size, because there's more silicone resisting you. Softer silicone also mutes texture: owners reach for soft on a girthy toy and super-soft on a girthy, heavily textured one, and firm when they want the texture to land.

What lube can I use with the Poyato?

Mr Hankey's Toys say silicone lube is fine. They name water-based and silicone-based lube as safe. In their words: "Hankey's Toys are used with all types of lubrication, including silicone-based formulas. We have performed our own testing, placing silicone samples in contact with common water & silicone-based lubricants, for up to 30 days and have not seen any adverse effects." It notes it cannot test every brand and recommends spot-testing a new lube on an inconspicuous part of the toy overnight. Its usage advisory separately tells buyers to "always apply a sufficient quantity of a safe, water-based lubricant" and to spot-test on the base — the two pages are not perfectly aligned; render both, don't average them. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.

Sources: FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysUsage & Safety — Mr. Hankey's Toys

How do I clean the Poyato?

Straight from Mr Hankey's Toys: Wash before first use — toys ship unwashed with mould release on them. Sanitise before and after each use with plain soap or mild dish detergent and warm water, rinse fully, dry with a clean cloth, store dry and not touching other toys. New toys arrive with an oily/greasy release agent (vaseline or similar) still on them; Mr Hankey's says it skips the post-production wash to keep costs down and leaves it to the customer. Harmless, but wash it off before use. Sanitise before and after each use with plain soap or mild dish detergent and warm water; never use hazardous chemicals. Rinse all detergent off, dry with a clean soft cloth or paper towel.

Sources: FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysUsage & Safety — Mr. Hankey's Toys

Will the Poyato fit a harness?

The base disc runs 2.5–4.0″ across depending on size, so match your O-ring to the size you're buying. Mr Hankey's Toys offer Vac-U-Hole on some models: An attachment hole in the base. Third-party handles, suction cups and some sex machines fit it. Mr Hankey's Toys offer Strapon Ring Size on some models: The base diameter published per size in the spec table — i.e. the O-ring size you need for a harness. Mr Hankey's is the only maker in our DB that publishes this as a first-class spec. Check the O-ring you already own before you buy.

Sources: FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysFAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysGoldilocks — Scraping Recon, Big 3 Maker Sites (2026-07-17)

How long will I wait for a Poyato?

Every toy is built to order from a mould, with firmness, colour and Vac-U-Hole chosen at checkout. Dimensions cannot be customised — "our toys come from molds and the dimensions cannot be altered". Their own stated windows — domestic: approximately 8–16 business days to manufacture, plus 2–6 business days in transit and international: 7–10 days in transit after shipping; the maker asks customers to allow up to 8 weeks overall. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.

Sources: FAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysFAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's ToysFAQs: Realistic Dildos, Fantasy Toys & Custom Orders — Mr. Hankey's Toys

Are the Poyato's measurements verified?

Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Mr Hankey's Toys. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.

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