How big is the Mini Jersey the Gargoyle?
The Mini Jersey the Gargoyle has 4.9″ of usable length and 5.3″ around at its widest, as Bad Dragon publish it. It measures 6.4″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
How big is the Small Jersey the Gargoyle?
The Small Jersey the Gargoyle has 6.6″ of usable length and 7.0″ around at its widest, as Bad Dragon publish it. It measures 8.6″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
How big is the Medium Jersey the Gargoyle?
The Medium Jersey the Gargoyle has 8.5″ of usable length and 9.0″ around at its widest, as Bad Dragon publish it. It measures 11.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
How big is the Large Jersey the Gargoyle?
The Large Jersey the Gargoyle has 10.0″ of usable length and 10.9″ around at its widest, as Bad Dragon publish it. It measures 13.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
How big is the Extra Large Jersey the Gargoyle?
The Extra Large Jersey the Gargoyle has 11.6″ of usable length and 13.0″ around at its widest, as Bad Dragon publish it. It measures 15.2″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
Soft or medium — which firmness of the Jersey the Gargoyle should I get?
Bad Dragon offer it in “Extra Soft (2 firmness)”, “Firm (8 firmness)”, “Medium (5 firmness)” and “Soft (3 firmness)”. On our common scale that runs Extra Soft (2 firmness) → ultra soft, Firm (8 firmness) → medium, Medium (5 firmness) → medium and Soft (3 firmness) → soft, each with the source behind it on our firmness table. “Firm (8 firmness)” and “Medium (5 firmness)” land on the same medium step, and that is where the evidence puts them. Firm (8 firmness): reviewer estimate placement. Disputed. Phallophile estimates about Shore 00-80; Dauntless Rooster compares it with A8. Neither source documents a test supporting a brand-wide value. Our Medium placement is an estimate, not a verified conversion. Medium (5 firmness): reviewer-measured placement. Phallophile: BD's medium "test slightly softer than the 00-50 silicones from other makers" — so the bottom of our Medium band, not the middle. Size moves the answer as much as the label does — Bad Dragon say so themselves: "Firmness is relative to density. A larger or thicker toy will feel firmer than a smaller, thinner one, even in the same firmness." Softer silicone also mutes texture, so if you're buying this for what the surface does, firmer keeps more of it. It's also sold split — “Extra Soft Shaft (2 firmness)”, “Med Shaft (5 firmness)” and “Soft Shaft (3 firmness)” among others — one firmness for the shaft, another for the base or knot, so no single step on our scale describes it.
Source: Firmness Options — Bad Dragon Help Center
What lube can I use with the Jersey the Gargoyle?
Bad Dragon say silicone lube will damage it. They name water-based and oil-based lube as safe. In their words: "Use a high-quality water-based or oil-based lube. Do not use silicone-based lubes." Bad Dragon states it does not test alternative lubricants and can only recommend its own Cum Lube®; other water- or oil-based lubes are safe to use, but it warns against silicone-based lubricants, baby oil, olive oil, coconut oil, petroleum jelly, lotion, butter, shortening and whipped cream, and against all food-based lubes (they attract insects). It suggests testing anything unfamiliar on a Sample Set disk first. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.
Source: Body Safety and Toy Care — Bad Dragon Help Center
How do I clean the Jersey the Gargoyle?
Straight from Bad Dragon: Toy cleaner or soap and warm water; dishwasher, boiling and a 10% bleach soak are all explicitly allowed. Clean before first use and after every use, dry fully, store in a clean dry place. Toy cleaner or soap and warm water. Dishwasher, boiling, or a 10% bleach soak are all sanctioned by the maker. Clean before the first use as well as after every use.
Source: Body Safety and Toy Care — Bad Dragon Help Center
Will the Jersey the Gargoyle fit a harness?
Bad Dragon offer Dragon Mount™ on some models: A ridged socket moulded into the base. It is Vac-U-Lock™-compatible, so the toy takes standard Vac-U-Lock attachments (harnesses, machines). Bad Dragon offer Suction cup on some models: Not a plastic cup — a concave surface cast into the bottom of the toy. Not available on every model. A suction base also seats in most strap-on harnesses that take a flat base. Check the O-ring you already own before you buy.
Sources: Toy Features — Bad Dragon Help CenterToy Features — Bad Dragon Help Center
How long will I wait for a Jersey the Gargoyle?
Three product classes. Custom toys are poured to your spec after you order; Bad Dragon caps how many it accepts per month to keep the queue short. Inventory toys are pre-made with fixed colour/firmness/features. Flops are pre-made units with disclosed blemishes. Their own stated windows — custom (made-to-order): manufactured and shipped within 5–6 weeks of ordering, inventory (ready-made): usually within a few days and flop: ships the next business day. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.
Sources: Types of Toys and Accessories — Bad Dragon Help CenterEstimated Wait Times — Bad Dragon Help CenterEstimated Wait Times — Bad Dragon Help CenterEstimated Wait Times — Bad Dragon Help CenterTypes of Toys and Accessories — Bad Dragon Help CenterEstimated Wait Times — Bad Dragon Help Center
Are the Jersey the Gargoyle's measurements verified?
Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Bad Dragon. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.
