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3 sizes, 6.3–8.5″ around, each drawn to scale from the maker's published figures.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Drawn from the maker's numbers — 6.3″ around at the widest point of the shaft. It's a silhouette, not a photograph: girth positions along the shaft are approximate. The base flare measures 7.4″ around — that's the disc it stands on, not girth you take.Sized to your screen by the card you matched.
Hold any bank card upright against the screen and drag until the outline matches it — every card is 85.6 × 54 mm.
Owners put the comfortable increment at half an inch of circumference per step up, an inch at the very most. Anything wider is where the “I sized up and regretted it” posts come from — girth is the constraint, not length.
The Small is 6.3″ around over 10.8″ usable — a girth-to-length ratio of 0.58. Owners who are short on depth filter for a ratio of 1.3 or higher — girth without the length to go with it. This one sits under it.
| Maker says maker-published | Owners measured community-measured | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 10.8″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Total length | 12.8″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Tip girth | 2.7″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Mid girth | 6.3″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Base girth | 7.4″ | no owner measurements yet |
Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →
Uncover Creationspublishes Shore 00 and Shore A values. Same inverted naming as Sinnovator (sister brand): 'Super Soft' 00-40 is firmer than 'Squishy Soft' 00-20.
Careful with the names here. At Uncover Creations a softer-sounding label isn't always the softer silicone — read the row, not the word.
Girth beats the label. The same firmness reads firmer in a bigger size — there's simply more silicone resisting you. Owners hit this constantly comparing a soft large against a medium small and finding the soft one firmer.
Soft mutes texture. The softer the pour, the less of the surface you feel. It's the trade-off behind the question owners ask each other most often when a configurator makes them choose — one we read repeatedly across our own thread corpus, never from a maker. Girthy and smooth points at soft, girthy and heavily textured points at softer still, and firm is what you pick when you want the texture to land.
No owner has filed a squish report on a Uncover Creations label yet. At 3 we start printing what they found next to what the maker claims — one pour isn't a finding. File one →
The Small Uncover Creations Depth Trainer Dildo has 10.8″ of usable length and 6.3″ around at its widest, as Uncover Creations publish it. It measures 12.8″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
The Medium Uncover Creations Depth Trainer Dildo has 14.5″ of usable length and 8.1″ around at its widest, as Uncover Creations publish it. It measures 16.1″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
The Large Uncover Creations Depth Trainer Dildo has 21.7″ of usable length and 8.5″ around at its widest, as Uncover Creations publish it. It measures 24.4″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
Uncover Creations offer it in “Squishy Soft” and “Super Soft”. On our common scale that runs Squishy Soft → ultra soft and Super Soft → soft, each with the source behind it on our firmness table. Size moves the answer as much as the label does: the same firmness feels firmer in a girthier size, because there's more silicone resisting you. Softer silicone also mutes texture, so if you're buying this for what the surface does, firmer keeps more of it.
Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Uncover Creations. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.
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