3 sizes · strictly 18+
Goldilocks Sinnovator Surge Anal Beads

Surge Anal Beads

Every number the maker publishes,
on one page.

3 sizes, 6.1–9.5″ around, each drawn to scale from the maker's published figures.

See 4 in-stock pours In stock — from $77
Surge Anal Beads by Sinnovator — the full sculpt, cut out against the page

Every size, to scale

Girth is circumference, measured where the maker measures it. Point positions on the drawing are approximate. Where the cut-out agrees with the published numbers, the profile you see is traced from it — the figures on it always come from the specs. How we measure →
0″1″2″3″4″5″6″7″8″9″10″11″12″13″14″3.9″6.1″7.5″9.5″Small8.6″ usableMedium10.5″ usableLarge14.0″ usable
Which size, though?

Owners put the comfortable increment at half an inch of circumference per step up, an inch at the very most. Anything wider is where the “I sized up and regretted it” posts come from — girth is the constraint, not length.

The Small is 6.1″ around over 8.6″ usable — a girth-to-length ratio of 0.71. Owners who are short on depth filter for a ratio of 1.3 or higher — girth without the length to go with it. This one sits under it.

How we measure →
Surge Anal Beads — Small
Maker says maker-published Owners measured community-measured
Usable length 8.6″ no owner measurements yet
Total length 9.8″ no owner measurements yet
Tip girth 6.1″ no owner measurements yet
Mid girth 3.9″ no owner measurements yet

Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →

Firmness — Medium Soft the maker's own words — our common scale is coming

Who's got one

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Counts are for the whole Surge Anal Beads. Your tap is recorded against the Small. Log in to add yours.

The facts, grouped

Everything the maker publishes, grouped. A blank means the maker doesn’t publish that figure.

Dimensions

Sizes
3 — Small to Large
Usable length
8.6–14.0″the part that goes in, base excluded
Total length
9.8–15.5″tip to base, as the maker lists it
How we measure →

Girth profile

Widest girth
6.1–9.5″circumference, across the range
Narrowest girth
3.9–5.5″
Girth ÷ usable
0.71Small — under the 1.3 the community calls girthy for its depth
Measured at
tip · midthe cross-sections the maker publishes
How we measure →

Features

Knot
Not listed with one
Base
not published
Suction cup
not published
Dual density
not published
Anal safety
not enough datano base measurement published, so we can't run the flare rule — don't take silence as a yes

Materials & care

Silicone
Premium platinum-cure silicone, hand-poured from handcrafted clay-sculpture-derived moulds. The mix is measured, stirred and vacuum-degassed before pouring; each finished toy is signed and dated by the craftsman on its label.Sources —Sinnovator Care GuideSinnovator Buying Guide
Cleaning
Soap and warm water after every use — soap strength depends on the lube used. Boiling (3–4 minutes, raised off the pan bottom), autoclave, dishwasher, or a 10% bleach soak for 10 minutes are all sanctioned.Their full routine is in the questions below.Source —Sinnovator Care Guide
Lube
Sinnovator say silicone lube is fineThey name water-based, silicone-based and oil-based lube as safe. Makers genuinely disagree here, so this is the position of the maker who poured your toy, not a house rule.Source —Sinnovator Care Guide

Production

Maker
Sinnovatorbased in UK
How it sells
Sold as ready-made poursfrom the live listings, not a maker claim
Firmness
Medium Softthe maker's own words — our common scale is coming

How firm, really

Firmness labels don't travel between makers — one maker's soft is another's medium. Here's what this maker means, where it lands on one scale, and who says so. The full table →

Sinnovatorpublishes Shore 00 and Shore A values. INVERTED NAMING. Sinnovator's 'Super Soft' (00-40) is FIRMER than its 'Squishy Soft' (00-20). Every other maker in this dataset uses 'Super Soft' for their softest pour, usually 00-20. Shared with Uncover Creations (same group).

Careful with the names here. At Sinnovator a softer-sounding label isn't always the softer silicone — read the row, not the word.

  1. “Medium Soft”
    Sinnovator publish no number for this one, and our research pass hasn't reached the label — so we won't place it.
    not placed

Two things the label won't tell you

Girth beats the label. Sinnovator put it plainly: Same girth-beats-label rule as everyone else: "a smaller toy will feel softer than a larger toy, despite being made from the same firmness of silicone", and "toys with varying diameters may feel as though they have differing densities throughout".1

Soft mutes texture. The softer the pour, the less of the surface you feel. It's the trade-off behind the question owners ask each other most often when a configurator makes them choose — one we read repeatedly across our own thread corpus, never from a maker. Girthy and smooth points at soft, girthy and heavily textured points at softer still, and firm is what you pick when you want the texture to land.

No owner has filed a squish report on a Sinnovator label yet. At 3 we start printing what they found next to what the maker claims — one pour isn't a finding. File one →

One label on this sculpt (“Medium Soft”) hasn't been through the research pass, so it carries no placement here. We'd rather leave a gap than guess one.

How we translate firmness across makers →

Photos, pending

Official maker photos. Owner “as received” shots join them when accounts open.
Surge Anal Beads by Sinnovator — maker's photo 1
Surge Anal Beads by Sinnovator — maker's photo 2
Surge Anal Beads by Sinnovator — maker's photo 3
Surge Anal Beads by Sinnovator — maker's photo 4
Surge Anal Beads by Sinnovator — maker's photo 5
Surge Anal Beads by Sinnovator — maker's photo 6

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Asked plainly

The questions people actually type, answered from the spec sheet and the maker's own pages.
How big is the Small Surge Anal Beads?

The Small Surge Anal Beads has 8.6″ of usable length and 6.1″ around at its widest, as Sinnovator publish it. It measures 9.8″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Medium Surge Anal Beads?

The Medium Surge Anal Beads has 10.5″ of usable length and 7.5″ around at its widest, as Sinnovator publish it. It measures 12.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

How big is the Large Surge Anal Beads?

The Large Surge Anal Beads has 14.0″ of usable length and 9.5″ around at its widest, as Sinnovator publish it. It measures 15.5″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.

What lube can I use with the Surge Anal Beads?

Sinnovator say silicone lube is fine. They name water-based, silicone-based and oil-based lube as safe. In their words: "Our premium platinum silicone is compatible with water, silicone, and oil-based lubricants. There is various information out there suggesting that silicone lubricants cannot be used with silicone sex toys; however, this is not the case with our platinum cured silicone. Indeed, we have carried out various tests and have not seen or received any reports of any adverse effects." It recommends water-based for plugs (it absorbs and locks the plug in place), grease/oil (e.g. Crisco) for wide toys needing stretch, and silicone lube for depth training and longer toys — with the caveat that silicone lube is harder to wash off and can trap bacteria and viruses. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.

Source — Sinnovator Care Guide

How do I clean the Surge Anal Beads?

Straight from Sinnovator: Soap and warm water after every use — soap strength depends on the lube used. Boiling (3–4 minutes, raised off the pan bottom), autoclave, dishwasher, or a 10% bleach soak for 10 minutes are all sanctioned. Always clean with soap and warm water before first use, and after every use. Soap strength follows the lube: water-based washes off easily, silicone lube needs a stronger soap, oil-based needs grease-cutting power. Boiling: stand upright on a grate in a tall pot, 3–4 minutes. Silicone insulates, so keep it off the pan bottom. Autoclave-safe too.

Source — Sinnovator Care Guide

Will the Surge Anal Beads fit a harness?

Sinnovator offer Vac-U-Lock Compatible Base on some models: A uniquely shaped hole moulded into the base that fits Vac-U-Lock accessories — strap-ons and fucking machines. Dual-density dildos come with the Vac-U-Lock hole as standard. Sinnovator offer Vac-U-Lock Compatible Base With Suction Cup on some models: The Vac-U-Lock hole plus a removable Vac-U-Lock-compatible suction cup — take the cup out and the Vac-U-Lock socket is still there. Check the O-ring you already own before you buy.

Sources — Sinnovator Buying GuideSinnovator Buying GuideSinnovator Buying Guide

How long will I wait for a Surge Anal Beads?

Toys are made to order with firmness, base, colour and pour style chosen at purchase. A 'Ready To Play' / 'Ready Made' range holds single stock units of a parent model at a fixed size and firmness. Their own stated windows — custom (made to order): "Custom Sinnovator creations, crafted to order, take 7-14 days". Those windows are the maker's own published figures.

Sources — Sinnovator Buying GuideSinnovator Buying GuideSinnovator Care Guide

Are the Surge Anal Beads's measurements verified?

Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Sinnovator. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.

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