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3 sizes, 6.3–10.8″ around, each drawn to scale from the maker's published figures.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Shape traced from the maker's own cut-out, drawn from the maker's numbers — 8.3″ around at the widest point of the shaft.Sized to your screen by the card you matched.
Hold any bank card upright against the screen and drag until the outline matches it — every card is 85.6 × 54 mm.
Owners put the comfortable increment at half an inch of circumference per step up, an inch at the very most. Anything wider is where the “I sized up and regretted it” posts come from — girth is the constraint, not length.
The Medium is 8.3″ around over 8.5″ usable — a girth-to-length ratio of 0.98. Owners who are short on depth filter for a ratio of 1.3 or higher — girth without the length to go with it. This one sits under it.
| Maker says maker-published | Owners measured community-measured | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 8.5″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Total length | 10.1″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Tip girth | 8.3″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Mid girth | 8.3″ | no owner measurements yet |
Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →
The Small Average Joe Realistic Dildo has 6.5″ of usable length and 6.3″ around at its widest, as Sinnovator publish it. It measures 7.6″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
The Medium Average Joe Realistic Dildo has 8.5″ of usable length and 8.3″ around at its widest, as Sinnovator publish it. It measures 10.1″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
The Large Average Joe Realistic Dildo has 10.6″ of usable length and 10.8″ around at its widest, as Sinnovator publish it. It measures 12.6″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
Sinnovator say silicone lube is fine. They name water-based, silicone-based and oil-based lube as safe. In their words: "Our premium platinum silicone is compatible with water, silicone, and oil-based lubricants. There is various information out there suggesting that silicone lubricants cannot be used with silicone sex toys; however, this is not the case with our platinum cured silicone. Indeed, we have carried out various tests and have not seen or received any reports of any adverse effects." It recommends water-based for plugs (it absorbs and locks the plug in place), grease/oil (e.g. Crisco) for wide toys needing stretch, and silicone lube for depth training and longer toys — with the caveat that silicone lube is harder to wash off and can trap bacteria and viruses. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.
Source — Sinnovator Care Guide
Straight from Sinnovator: Soap and warm water after every use — soap strength depends on the lube used. Boiling (3–4 minutes, raised off the pan bottom), autoclave, dishwasher, or a 10% bleach soak for 10 minutes are all sanctioned. Always clean with soap and warm water before first use, and after every use. Soap strength follows the lube: water-based washes off easily, silicone lube needs a stronger soap, oil-based needs grease-cutting power. Boiling: stand upright on a grate in a tall pot, 3–4 minutes. Silicone insulates, so keep it off the pan bottom. Autoclave-safe too.
Source — Sinnovator Care Guide
Sinnovator offer Vac-U-Lock Compatible Base on some models: A uniquely shaped hole moulded into the base that fits Vac-U-Lock accessories — strap-ons and fucking machines. Dual-density dildos come with the Vac-U-Lock hole as standard. Sinnovator offer Vac-U-Lock Compatible Base With Suction Cup on some models: The Vac-U-Lock hole plus a removable Vac-U-Lock-compatible suction cup — take the cup out and the Vac-U-Lock socket is still there. Check the O-ring you already own before you buy.
Sources — Sinnovator Buying GuideSinnovator Buying GuideSinnovator Buying Guide
Toys are made to order with firmness, base, colour and pour style chosen at purchase. A 'Ready To Play' / 'Ready Made' range holds single stock units of a parent model at a fixed size and firmness. Their own stated windows — custom (made to order): "Custom Sinnovator creations, crafted to order, take 7-14 days". Those windows are the maker's own published figures.
Sources — Sinnovator Buying GuideSinnovator Buying GuideSinnovator Care Guide
Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Sinnovator. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.
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