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Name: Large Average Joe Realistic Dildo
Brand: Sinnovator

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Medium Average Joe Realistic Dildo by Sinnovator

Medium Average Joe Realistic Dildo Sinnovator

girth8.3″ usable 8.5″ feelnot published

Large Average Joe Realistic Dildo by Sinnovator

Large Average Joe Realistic Dildo Sinnovator

girth10.8″ usable 10.6″ feelnot published

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Medium Average Joe Realistic Dildo8.5″ usable · widest shaft point 8.3″
Large Average Joe Realistic Dildo10.6″ usable · widest shaft point 10.8″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Medium Average Joe Realistic Dildo	Large Average Joe Realistic Dildo
Usable length	8.5″	10.6″
Total length	10.1″	12.6″
Widest girth	8.3″	10.8″
Narrowest girth	8.3″	10.4″
Tip girth	8.3″	10.8″
Mid girth	8.3″	10.4″
Firmness options	not published	not published
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Medium to the Large adds 2.5″ of girth: 8.3″ around becomes 10.8″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Medium already sits near your limit.
The Large is the longer of the two: 8.5″ of usable length becomes 10.6″.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Medium, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

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The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.

Small vs Medium Average Joe Realistic Dildo