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Two rungs of the same ladder: Mr Hankey's Toys’s Assbergé Egg Plug in XXXL and 4XL — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
| XXXL Assbergé Egg Plug | 4XL Assbergé Egg Plug | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 10.2″ | 11.5″ |
| Total length | 11.7″ | 12.8″ |
| Widest girth | 14.5″ | 15.8″ |
| Narrowest girth | 10.5″ | 11.0″ |
| Tip girth | 10.5″ | 11.0″ |
| Mid girth | 14.5″ | 15.8″ |
| Base girth | 14.0″ | 15.4″ |
| Firmness options | soft–extra-firm | soft–extra-firm |
| Knot | no | no |