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Name: XXL Assbergé Egg Plug
Brand: Mr Hankey's Toys
Price: 166.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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XL Assbergé Egg Plug by Mr Hankey's Toys

XL Assbergé Egg Plug Mr Hankey's Toys

girth11.0″ usable 8.1″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$139.95

XXL Assbergé Egg Plug by Mr Hankey's Toys

XXL Assbergé Egg Plug Mr Hankey's Toys

girth12.9″ usable 9.6″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$166.95

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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XL Assbergé Egg Plug8.1″ usable · widest shaft point 11.0″
XXL Assbergé Egg Plug9.6″ usable · widest shaft point 12.9″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	XL Assbergé Egg Plug	XXL Assbergé Egg Plug
Usable length	8.1″	9.6″
Total length	9.0″	10.7″
Widest girth	11.0″	12.9″
Narrowest girth	8.5″	9.5″
Tip girth	8.5″	9.5″
Mid girth	11.0″	12.9″
Base girth	10.9″	12.8″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the XL to the XXL adds 1.9″ of girth: 11.0″ around becomes 12.9″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the XL already sits near your limit.
The XXL is the longer of the two: 8.1″ of usable length becomes 9.6″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the XL, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the XL Assbergé Egg Plug → See the XXL Assbergé Egg Plug →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.