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XXL vs XXXL Assbergé Egg Plug

Two rungs of the same ladder: Mr Hankey's Toys’s Assbergé Egg Plug in XXL and XXXL — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.

XXL Assbergé Egg Plug by Mr Hankey's Toys

XXL Assbergé Egg Plug Mr Hankey's Toys

girth12.9″ usable 9.6″ feelsoft–extra-firm

XXXL Assbergé Egg Plug by Mr Hankey's Toys

XXXL Assbergé Egg Plug Mr Hankey's Toys

girth14.5″ usable 10.2″ feelsoft–extra-firm

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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XXL Assbergé Egg Plug9.6″ usable · widest shaft point 12.9″
XXXL Assbergé Egg Plug10.2″ usable · widest shaft point 14.5″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	XXL Assbergé Egg Plug	XXXL Assbergé Egg Plug
Usable length	9.6″	10.2″
Total length	10.7″	11.7″
Widest girth	12.9″	14.5″
Narrowest girth	9.5″	10.5″
Tip girth	9.5″	10.5″
Mid girth	12.9″	14.5″
Base girth	12.8″	14.0″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the XXL to the XXXL adds 1.6″ of girth: 12.9″ around becomes 14.5″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the XXL already sits near your limit.
The XXXL is the longer of the two: 9.6″ of usable length becomes 10.2″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the XXL, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the XXL Assbergé Egg Plug → See the XXXL Assbergé Egg Plug →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.

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