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Name: Dryder
Brand: Wandering Bard Toys

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Chaos Beast vs Dryder

Comparing Wandering Bard Toys’s Chaos Beast (Small) with Wandering Bard Toys’s Dryder (Small) — to scale, from the makers’ published numbers.

Small Chaos Beast: 6.5″ widest insertable girth; Small Dryder: 6.8″. Dimensions come from the makers' published figures. Similar dimensions do not establish identical feel. This is a specification comparison, not a hands-on test.

Chaos Beast Wandering Bard Toys

girth6.5″ usable 5.2″ feelsoft

$95

Dryder Wandering Bard Toys

girth6.8″ usable 6.5″ feelsoft

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas in the table below.

The Dryder is the wider of the two (6.8″ vs 6.5″ around); reach for the Chaos Beast if girth is where you’d rather stay conservative.
The Dryder gives you noticeably more usable length (6.5″ vs 5.2″) — the one to pick if depth matters.

See the Chaos Beast → See the Dryder →

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Chaos Beast · Small5.2″ usable · widest shaft point 6.5″
Dryder · Small6.5″ usable · widest shaft point 6.8″
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Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Chaos Beast	Dryder
Usable length	5.2″	6.5″
Total length	6.7″	7.5″
Widest girth	6.5″	6.8″
Narrowest girth	4.7″	5.3″
Tip girth	4.7″	5.3″
Mid girth	—	6.8″
Base girth	6.5″	6.5″
Firmness options	soft	soft
Knot	no	no