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Name: Dryder
Brand: Wandering Bard Toys
Price: 80.00 USD
Availability: InStock

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Chaos Beast Wandering Bard Toys

girth6.5″ usable 5.2″ feelsoft

Dryder Wandering Bard Toys

girth6.8″ usable 6.5″ feelsoft

$80

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Chaos Beast · Small5.2″ usable · widest shaft point 6.5″
Dryder · Small6.5″ usable · widest shaft point 6.8″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Chaos Beast	Dryder
Usable length	5.2″	6.5″
Total length	6.7″	7.5″
Widest girth	6.5″	6.8″
Narrowest girth	4.7″	5.3″
Tip girth	4.7″	5.3″
Mid girth	—	6.8″
Base girth	6.5″	6.5″
Firmness options	soft	soft
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

The Dryder is the wider of the two (6.8″ vs 6.5″ around); reach for the Chaos Beast if girth is where you’d rather stay conservative.
The Dryder gives you noticeably more usable length (6.5″ vs 5.2″) — the one to pick if depth matters.

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Chaos Beast vs Dryder

One on top of the other

Side by side at the same scale

How the numbers compare

Which one should you get?

The other sizes of this sculpt