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Name: Large Chaos Beast
Brand: Wandering Bard Toys

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Medium Chaos Beast by Wandering Bard Toys

Medium Chaos Beast Wandering Bard Toys

girth7.6″ usable 6.4″ feelsoft

Large Chaos Beast by Wandering Bard Toys

Large Chaos Beast Wandering Bard Toys

girth8.9″ usable 7.3″ feelsoft

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas in the table below.

Stepping up from the Medium to the Large adds 1.2″ of girth: 7.6″ around becomes 8.9″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Medium already sits near your limit.
The Large is the longer of the two: 6.4″ of usable length becomes 7.3″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Medium, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the Medium Chaos Beast → See the Large Chaos Beast →

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Medium Chaos Beast6.4″ usable · widest shaft point 7.6″
Large Chaos Beast7.3″ usable · widest shaft point 8.9″
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Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Medium Chaos Beast	Large Chaos Beast
Usable length	6.4″	7.3″
Total length	8.2″	9.4″
Widest girth	7.6″	8.9″
Narrowest girth	5.6″	6.3″
Tip girth	5.6″	6.3″
Base girth	7.6″	8.9″
Firmness options	soft	soft
Knot	no	no

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.