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Name: Small Chaos Beast
Brand: Wandering Bard Toys
Price: 95.00 USD
Availability: InStock

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X-Small Chaos Beast by Wandering Bard Toys

X-Small Chaos Beast Wandering Bard Toys

girth5.6″ usable 4.5″ feelsoft

$75

Small Chaos Beast by Wandering Bard Toys

Small Chaos Beast Wandering Bard Toys

girth6.5″ usable 5.2″ feelsoft

$95

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas in the table below.

Stepping up from the X-Small to the Small adds 0.8″ of girth: 5.6″ around becomes 6.5″.
That sits at the top of the half-inch-to-an-inch-per-step increment people usually recommend — a real step up, not a nudge.
The Small is the longer of the two: 4.5″ of usable length becomes 5.2″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the X-Small, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the X-Small Chaos Beast → See the Small Chaos Beast →

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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X-Small Chaos Beast4.5″ usable · widest shaft point 5.6″
Small Chaos Beast5.2″ usable · widest shaft point 6.5″
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Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	X-Small Chaos Beast	Small Chaos Beast
Usable length	4.5″	5.2″
Total length	5.7″	6.7″
Widest girth	5.6″	6.5″
Narrowest girth	3.8″	4.7″
Tip girth	3.8″	4.7″
Base girth	5.6″	6.5″
Firmness options	soft	soft
Knot	no	no

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.