Windsor
Every number the maker publishes,
on one page.
on one page.
One size, 7.0″ around, drawn to scale from the maker's published figures.
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One size, 7.0″ around, drawn to scale from the maker's published figures.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Drawn from the maker's numbers — 7.0″ around at the widest point of the shaft. It's a silhouette, not a photograph: girth positions along the shaft are approximate.Sized to your screen by the card you matched.
Hold any bank card upright against the screen and drag until the outline matches it — every card is 85.6 × 54 mm.
The Medium is 7.0″ around over 6.5″ usable — a girth-to-length ratio of 1.08. Owners who are short on depth filter for a ratio of 1.3 or higher — girth without the length to go with it. This one sits under it.
How we measure →| Maker says maker-published | Owners measured community-measured | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 6.5″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Total length | 8.0″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Widest girth | 7.0″ | no owner measurements yet |
| Narrowest girth | 4.0″ | no owner measurements yet |
Left column is the maker's own published figure, re-read daily. Right column is owners' calipers — n is how many, and ✓ lands at three independent measurements agreeing within 2mm. Nobody has measured any of these yet — measured yours? here's how →
The Medium Windsor has 6.5″ of usable length and 7.0″ around at its widest, as Creature Feature Toys publish it. It measures 8.0″ tip to base, but the base doesn't go in — usable length is the number that matters.
Creature Feature Toys say silicone lube will damage it. They name water-based and oil-based lube as safe. In their words: "Do not use silicone-based lubricants. Oil-based lubricants should be fine, but we only recommend water-based lubricants for the best time! Certain materials can degrade the silicone over time, so be sure to check ingredients and spot test on the base before use." It adds a detail nobody else does: "Take care to keep your toy away from shampoos or other soaps that may contain silicone." Condoms are optional but must not be silicone-lubricated. Makers genuinely disagree on this one, so a rule you've read on another maker's page may not hold here.
Source — Toy Care — Creature Feature Toys FAQ
Straight from Creature Feature Toys: Soap and water before and after every use; boil 5–10 minutes, top-rack dishwasher, or a 10:1 water-to-bleach soak. Never boil bleach. Wash thoroughly with soap and water before and after each use — gentle antibacterial soap or a purpose-made toy cleaner. Avoid abrasives and harsh chemicals. Sanitise by boiling 5–10 minutes; use a round-edged utensil to keep the toy off the pot's bottom and sides. Dishwasher top rack is fine, if the machine is free of detergent residue.
Sources — Toy Care — Creature Feature Toys FAQSilicone Firmness / Near Clear — Creature Feature Toys FAQ
Three routes. Restock drops for ready-to-ship stock. Made to Order: pre-set colourations released periodically on a Made to Order page, sometimes with a limited extra option like drip colour. Custom: choose model, size, firmness, two colours and pour style. Complex customs (drips, extra colours, GITD, hand painting) are quoted by email in limited availability, with 72 hours to confirm and pay before the slot lapses. Their own stated windows — ready-made: "approximately 1–5 business days" to ship and custom repour after a fault: an additional 1–4 weeks. Those windows are the maker's own published figures.
Sources — Shipping Policies — Creature Feature ToysOrder Policies — Creature Feature ToysCustom & Made to Order Toys — Creature Feature Toys FAQShipping Policies — Creature Feature ToysOrder Policies — Creature Feature Toys
Not yet. Every number here is a figure published by Creature Feature Toys. When three or more owners measure the same point and agree within 2mm, we mark it verified and show the count — nothing on this sculpt has reached that bar.
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