The same ranking as our biggest-girth table, read from the other end: every buyable size on the shelf, ordered by the maker’s measured circumference at the widest point, slimmest first.

Slim is a preference in its own right. It’s where most people start, where plenty of people happily stay, and what a lot of bodies simply prefer — and a firm pour always reads bigger than its number, so the slim end is where firmness is easiest to enjoy.