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The shortest insertable toys

Usable length, ranked from the bottom up. Everything here is short on purpose: easy to handle, easy to store, and easy to take all of — which is its own kind of satisfying.

Length and girth are separate questions, and a shorter toy is often the more comfortable answer at the same width. If depth isn’t what you’re shopping for, don’t pay for it.

top 20 of 100+ sculpts · ranked by usable length Browse the whole shelf, shortest first →
  1. Nellen by Strange Bedfellas Nellen · small Strange Bedfellas in stock now girth4.0″feel4 feels from$45 usable length 2.0″
  2. Drogon Dragon Egg Butt Plug by Sinnovator Drogon Dragon Egg Butt Plug · small Sinnovator in stock now girth4.3″feelFirm from$26 usable length 2.2″
  3. Egg Plug by Bad Dragon Egg Plug · mini Bad Dragon poured to order girth5.8″feel3 feels from$75 usable length 2.8″
  4. Imperial Egg Butt Plug by Sinnovator Imperial Egg Butt Plug · small Sinnovator in stock now girth5.3″ from$39 usable length 2.9″
  5. Nellen's Egg Plug by Strange Bedfellas Nellen's Egg Plug · small Strange Bedfellas in stock now girth5.7″feel4 feels from$30 usable length 3.0″
  6. Equinox by Fantasy Grove Equinox · extra small Fantasy Grove in stock now girth4.0″feel4 feels from$40 usable length 3.0″
  7. Dark Mantle Plug by Wandering Bard Toys Dark Mantle Plug · small Wandering Bard Toys in stock now girth5.2″ from$40 usable length 3.1″
  8. Polypon by Pleasure Forge Polypon · xs Pleasure Forge in stock now girth5.9″feel2 feels from$50 usable length 3.5″
  9. Hook Horror by Pleasure Forge Hook Horror · xs Pleasure Forge in stock now girth4.2″feel2 feels from$50 usable length 3.5″
  10. Uthur's Tongue by Strange Bedfellas Uthur's Tongue · small Strange Bedfellas in stock now girth4.8″feel4 feels from$35 usable length 3.5″
  11. Joh by Strange Bedfellas Joh · small Strange Bedfellas in stock now girth6.7″feel4 feels from$45 usable length 3.5″
  12. Avir by Fantasy Grove Avir · extra small Fantasy Grove in stock now girth4.8″feel4 feels from$50 usable length 3.5″
  13. Amanita by Fantasy Grove Amanita · extra small Fantasy Grove in stock now girth4.0″feel3 feels from$50 usable length 3.5″
  14. Wyvern · x-small Wandering Bard Toys in stock now girth5.1″ from$63 usable length 3.5″
  15. Dryad by Wandering Bard Toys Dryad · x-small Wandering Bard Toys in stock now girth5.2″feelSoft from$83 usable length 3.6″
  16. Diego the Direwolf by Bad Dragon Diego the Direwolf · mini Bad Dragon poured to order girth3.9″feel3 feels from$75 usable length 3.7″
  17. Werebear by Pleasure Forge Werebear · xs Pleasure Forge in stock now girth6.7″feel2 feels from$50 usable length 3.7″
  18. Ankheg by Pleasure Forge Ankheg · xs Pleasure Forge in stock now girth4.5″feel2 feels from$50 usable length 3.7″
  19. Oval Butt Plug by Sinnovator Oval Butt Plug · x-small Sinnovator in stock now girth4.3″ from$39 usable length 3.7″
  20. Bean Butt Plug by Sinnovator Bean Butt Plug · small Sinnovator in stock now girth5.5″ from$52 usable length 3.7″

One row per sculpt — its smallest qualifying size. All numbers are the makers’ own published measurements, in inches; girth means circumference, the tape-measure-around number. Buyable listings only, re-checked daily.

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