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Name: Large Happy Puppy Tail
Brand: SquarePeg
Price: 99.00 USD
Availability: InStock

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Medium Happy Puppy Tail SquarePeg

girth5.9″ usable ≈8.2″ feelnot published

$89

Large Happy Puppy Tail SquarePeg

girth6.5″ usable ≈9.9″ feelnot published

$99

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Medium Happy Puppy Tail≈8.2″ usable · widest shaft point 5.9″
Large Happy Puppy Tail≈9.9″ usable · widest shaft point 6.5″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Medium Happy Puppy Tail	Large Happy Puppy Tail
Total length	10.0″	12.0″
Widest girth	5.9″	6.5″
Firmness options	not published	not published
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Medium to the Large adds 0.6″ of girth: 5.9″ around becomes 6.5″.
That sits at the top of the half-inch-to-an-inch-per-step increment people usually recommend — a real step up, not a nudge.
The Large is the longer of the two: about 8.2″ of usable length becomes 9.9″. Approximate — this maker publishes a total height rather than an insertable length.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Medium, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the Medium Happy Puppy Tail → See the Large Happy Puppy Tail →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.