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Goldilocks› Browse› XXL Thiago Boss Fist vs XXXL Thiago Boss Fist

XXL vs XXXL Thiago Boss Fist

Two rungs of the same ladder: Mr Hankey's Toys’s Thiago Boss Fist in XXL and XXXL — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.

XXL Thiago Boss Fist: 14.4″ widest insertable girth; XXXL Thiago Boss Fist: 15.2″. Dimensions come from the makers' published figures. Similar dimensions do not establish identical feel. This is a specification comparison, not a hands-on test.

XXL Thiago Boss Fist by Mr Hankey's Toys

XXL Thiago Boss Fist Mr Hankey's Toys

girth14.4″ usable 16.6″ feel40% Soft, 75% Soft, Extra Firm

XXXL Thiago Boss Fist by Mr Hankey's Toys

XXXL Thiago Boss Fist Mr Hankey's Toys

girth15.2″ usable 18.0″ feel40% Soft, 75% Soft, Extra Firm

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas in the table below.

Stepping up from the XXL to the XXXL adds 0.9″ of girth: 14.4″ around becomes 15.2″.
That sits at the top of the half-inch-to-an-inch-per-step increment people usually recommend — a real step up, not a nudge.
The XXXL is the longer of the two: 16.6″ of usable length becomes 18.0″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (40% Soft, 75% Soft, Extra Firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the XXL, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the XXL Thiago Boss Fist → See the XXXL Thiago Boss Fist →

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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XXL Thiago Boss Fist16.6″ usable · widest shaft point 14.4″
XXXL Thiago Boss Fist18.0″ usable · widest shaft point 15.2″
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Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	XXL Thiago Boss Fist	XXXL Thiago Boss Fist
Usable length	16.6″	18.0″
Total length	17.6″	19.0″
Widest girth	14.4″	15.2″
Narrowest girth	10.8″	11.7″
Tip girth	11.7″	13.5″
Mid girth	10.8″	11.7″
Base girth	14.4″	15.2″
Firmness options	40% Soft, 75% Soft, Extra Firm	40% Soft, 75% Soft, Extra Firm
Knot	no	no

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.

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