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Name: Kobold
Brand: Wandering Bard Toys

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Merfolk Pleasure Forge

girth7.1″ usable 6.0″ feelsoft–medium

$70

Kobold Wandering Bard Toys

girth6.9″ usable 6.1″ feelsoft

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Merfolk · Medium6.0″ usable · widest shaft point 7.1″
Kobold · Medium6.1″ usable · widest shaft point 6.9″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Merfolk	Kobold
Usable length	6.0″	6.1″
Total length	7.5″	7.5″
Widest girth	7.1″	6.9″
Narrowest girth	5.6″	5.4″
Tip girth	—	5.4″
Mid girth	—	6.9″
Base girth	—	5.7″
Firmness options	soft–medium	soft
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

The Merfolk is the wider of the two (7.1″ vs 6.9″ around); reach for the Kobold if girth is where you’d rather stay conservative.
Across their firmness options the Kobold tends to run softer, so it’ll feel more forgiving at the same measurements.

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Merfolk vs Kobold

One on top of the other

Side by side at the same scale

How the numbers compare

Which one should you get?

The other sizes of this sculpt