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Name: Medium Kobold
Brand: Wandering Bard Toys

Goldilocks measures and compares adult toys. Everything here is written in plain words, and none of it is for under-18s.

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Small Kobold Wandering Bard Toys

girth6.1″ usable 5.4″ feelsoft

Medium Kobold Wandering Bard Toys

girth6.9″ usable 6.1″ feelsoft

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Small Kobold5.4″ usable · widest shaft point 6.1″
Medium Kobold6.1″ usable · widest shaft point 6.9″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Small Kobold	Medium Kobold
Usable length	5.4″	6.1″
Total length	6.2″	7.5″
Widest girth	6.1″	6.9″
Narrowest girth	4.4″	5.4″
Tip girth	4.4″	5.4″
Mid girth	6.1″	6.9″
Base girth	4.8″	5.7″
Firmness options	soft	soft
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Small to the Medium adds 0.8″ of girth: 6.1″ around becomes 6.9″.
That sits at the top of the half-inch-to-an-inch-per-step increment people usually recommend — a real step up, not a nudge.
The Medium is the longer of the two: 5.4″ of usable length becomes 6.1″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Small, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

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The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.