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Name: Small Jonas the Megalo-Dog
Brand: Bad Dragon
Price: 90.00 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Mini Jonas the Megalo-Dog Bad Dragon

girth5.2″ usable 4.5″ feelsoft–medium

$70

Small Jonas the Megalo-Dog by Bad Dragon

Small Jonas the Megalo-Dog Bad Dragon

girth6.7″ usable 5.7″ feelsoft–medium

$90

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Mini Jonas the Megalo-Dog4.5″ usable · widest shaft point 5.2″ · base flare 7.5″
Small Jonas the Megalo-Dog5.7″ usable · widest shaft point 6.7″ · base flare 9.8″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Mini Jonas the Megalo-Dog	Small Jonas the Megalo-Dog
Usable length	4.5″	5.7″
Total length	5.5″	7.0″
Widest girth	5.2″	6.7″
Narrowest girth	3.7″	5.0″
Head girth	3.7″	5.0″
Mid girth	4.6″	6.1″
Base girth	7.5″	9.8″
Knot girth	5.2″	6.7″
Firmness options	soft–medium	soft–medium
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Mini to the Small adds 1.5″ of girth: 5.2″ around becomes 6.7″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Mini already sits near your limit.
The Small is the longer of the two: 4.5″ of usable length becomes 5.7″.
The knot goes 5.2″ → 6.7″ around. On a knotted sculpt that’s usually the number that decides it, not the shaft.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–medium), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Mini, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the Mini Jonas the Megalo-Dog → See the Small Jonas the Megalo-Dog →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.