Goldilocks measures and compares adult toys. Everything here is written in plain words, and none of it is for under-18s.
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Two rungs of the same ladder: Bad Dragon’s Jonas the Megalo-Dog in Medium and Large — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
| Medium Jonas the Megalo-Dog | Large Jonas the Megalo-Dog | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 7.5″ | 9.0″ |
| Total length | 9.0″ | 10.7″ |
| Widest girth | 8.7″ | 10.2″ |
| Narrowest girth | 6.4″ | 7.6″ |
| Head girth | 6.4″ | 7.6″ |
| Mid girth | 7.6″ | 9.4″ |
| Base girth | 12.6″ | 15.0″ |
| Knot girth | 8.7″ | 10.2″ |
| Firmness options | soft–medium | soft–medium |
| Knot | no | no |