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Two rungs of the same ladder: Wandering Bard Toys’s Mage Hand in X-Small and Large — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
| X-Small Mage Hand | Large Mage Hand | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 5.3″ | 8.9″ |
| Total length | 7.0″ | 12.0″ |
| Widest girth | 5.6″ | 9.5″ |
| Narrowest girth | 2.8″ | 4.6″ |
| Tip girth | 2.8″ | 4.6″ |
| Mid girth | 5.6″ | 9.5″ |
| Base girth | 4.5″ | 7.4″ |
| Firmness options | ultra-soft–soft | ultra-soft–soft |
| Knot | no | no |