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Comparing Wandering Bard Toys’s Tarrasque (Small) with Mr Hankey's Toys’s Anaconda (Medium) — to scale, from the makers’ published numbers.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
| Tarrasque | Anaconda | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 5.3″ | 11.7″ |
| Total length | 6.5″ | 12.8″ |
| Widest girth | 6.1″ | 8.3″ |
| Narrowest girth | 4.7″ | 7.8″ |
| Tip girth | 4.7″ | 8.3″ |
| Mid girth | 5.7″ | 7.8″ |
| Base girth | 6.1″ | 7.8″ |
| Firmness options | soft | soft–extra-firm |
| Knot | no | no |
