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Name: Royal Tyv
Brand: Strange Bedfellas

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Noble Tyv Strange Bedfellas

girth10.0″ usable 8.0″ feelultra-soft–firm

Royal Tyv Strange Bedfellas

girth11.5″ usable 9.0″ feelultra-soft–firm

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Noble Tyv8.0″ usable · widest shaft point 10.0″
Royal Tyv9.0″ usable · widest shaft point 11.5″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Noble Tyv	Royal Tyv
Usable length	8.0″	9.0″
Total length	9.5″	11.0″
Widest girth	10.0″	11.5″
Narrowest girth	6.0″	7.0″
Tip girth	6.0″	7.0″
Mid girth	8.5″	9.8″
Knot girth	10.0″	11.5″
Firmness options	ultra-soft–firm	ultra-soft–firm
Knot	yes	yes

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Noble to the Royal adds 1.5″ of girth: 10.0″ around becomes 11.5″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Noble already sits near your limit.
The Royal is the longer of the two: 8.0″ of usable length becomes 9.0″.
The knot goes 10.0″ → 11.5″ around. On a knotted sculpt that’s usually the number that decides it, not the shaft.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (ultra-soft–firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Noble, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

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Noble vs Royal Tyv

One on top of the other

Side by side at the same scale

How the numbers compare

Which one should you get?

The other sizes of this sculpt