Goldilocks measures and compares adult toys. Everything here is written in plain words, and none of it is for under-18s.
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Two rungs of the same ladder: Strange Bedfellas’s Joh in Small and Medium — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
Wider than the page here — scroll the chart sideways for the rest of the range. It's drawn at one fixed scale so every size stays directly comparable.
| Small Joh | Medium Joh | |
|---|---|---|
| Usable length | 3.5″ | 4.0″ |
| Total length | 2.7″ | 3.4″ |
| Widest girth | 6.7″ | 7.8″ |
| Narrowest girth | 4.3″ | 4.8″ |
| Tip girth | 4.3″ | 4.8″ |
| Mid girth | 4.8″ | 5.2″ |
| Knot girth | 6.7″ | 7.8″ |
| Firmness options | ultra-soft–firm | ultra-soft–firm |
| Knot | yes | yes |