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Name: Noble Horiss
Brand: Strange Bedfellas

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Large Horiss Strange Bedfellas

girth7.5″ usable 8.5″ feelultra-soft–firm

$100

Noble Horiss Strange Bedfellas

girth9.0″ usable 10.0″ feelultra-soft–firm

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Large Horiss8.5″ usable · widest shaft point 7.5″
Noble Horiss10.0″ usable · widest shaft point 9.0″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Large Horiss	Noble Horiss
Usable length	8.5″	10.0″
Total length	10.0″	12.0″
Widest girth	7.5″	9.0″
Narrowest girth	7.5″	9.0″
Mid girth	7.5″	9.0″
Firmness options	ultra-soft–firm	ultra-soft–firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Large to the Noble adds 1.5″ of girth: 7.5″ around becomes 9.0″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Large already sits near your limit.
The Noble is the longer of the two: 8.5″ of usable length becomes 10.0″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (ultra-soft–firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Large, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the Large Horiss → See the Noble Horiss →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.