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Name: Large Eisen
Brand: Strange Bedfellas

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Medium Eisen Strange Bedfellas

girth5.3″ usable 5.7″ feelultra-soft–firm

$55

Large Eisen Strange Bedfellas

girth6.3″ usable 6.5″ feelultra-soft–firm

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Medium Eisen5.7″ usable · widest shaft point 5.3″
Large Eisen6.5″ usable · widest shaft point 6.3″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Medium Eisen	Large Eisen
Usable length	5.7″	6.5″
Total length	6.5″	7.5″
Widest girth	5.3″	6.3″
Narrowest girth	4.5″	4.8″
Tip girth	4.5″	4.8″
Mid girth	5.3″	6.3″
Firmness options	ultra-soft–firm	ultra-soft–firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Medium to the Large adds 0.9″ of girth: 5.3″ around becomes 6.3″.
That sits at the top of the half-inch-to-an-inch-per-step increment people usually recommend — a real step up, not a nudge.
The Large is the longer of the two: 5.7″ of usable length becomes 6.5″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (ultra-soft–firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Medium, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

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The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.

Small vs Medium Eisen