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Name: Royal Batou
Brand: Strange Bedfellas
Price: 250.00 USD
Availability: InStock

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Noble Batou Strange Bedfellas

girth9.3″ usable 7.0″ feelultra-soft–firm

Royal Batou Strange Bedfellas

girth12.0″ usable 9.8″ feelultra-soft–firm

$250

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Noble Batou7.0″ usable · widest shaft point 9.3″
Royal Batou9.8″ usable · widest shaft point 12.0″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Noble Batou	Royal Batou
Usable length	7.0″	9.8″
Total length	9.0″	11.5″
Widest girth	9.3″	12.0″
Narrowest girth	7.8″	10.0″
Tip girth	7.8″	10.0″
Mid girth	9.3″	12.0″
Firmness options	ultra-soft–firm	ultra-soft–firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Noble to the Royal adds 2.8″ of girth: 9.3″ around becomes 12.0″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Noble already sits near your limit.
The Royal is the longer of the two: 7.0″ of usable length becomes 9.8″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (ultra-soft–firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Noble, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

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The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.