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Name: Monster Happy Hour Plug
Brand: SquarePeg
Price: 159.00 USD
Availability: InStock

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XL Happy Hour Plug SquarePeg

girth11.0″ usable ≈6.8″ feelsoft–medium

$139

Monster Happy Hour Plug SquarePeg

girth12.0″ usable ≈7.9″ feelsoft–medium

$159

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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XL Happy Hour Plug≈6.8″ usable · widest shaft point 11.0″
Monster Happy Hour Plug≈7.9″ usable · widest shaft point 12.0″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	XL Happy Hour Plug	Monster Happy Hour Plug
Total length	8.3″	9.6″
Widest girth	11.0″	12.0″
Firmness options	soft–medium	soft–medium
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the XL to the Monster adds 1.0″ of girth: 11.0″ around becomes 12.0″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the XL already sits near your limit.
The Monster is the longer of the two: about 6.8″ of usable length becomes 7.9″. Approximate — this maker publishes a total height rather than an insertable length.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–medium), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the XL, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

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XL vs Monster Happy Hour Plug

One on top of the other

Side by side at the same scale

How the numbers compare

Which one should you get?

The other sizes of this sculpt