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Name: Original Wade Wolfgar
Brand: Mr Hankey's Toys
Price: 134.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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XS Wade Wolfgar Mr Hankey's Toys

girth5.7″ usable 5.1″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$65.95

Original Wade Wolfgar by Mr Hankey's Toys

Original Wade Wolfgar Mr Hankey's Toys

girth7.2″ usable 7.0″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$134.95

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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XS Wade Wolfgar5.1″ usable · widest shaft point 5.7″
Original Wade Wolfgar7.0″ usable · widest shaft point 7.2″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	XS Wade Wolfgar	Original Wade Wolfgar
Usable length	5.1″	7.0″
Total length	7.1″	9.3″
Widest girth	5.7″	7.2″
Narrowest girth	4.3″	5.0″
Tip girth	4.3″	5.0″
Mid girth	5.7″	7.2″
Base girth	5.4″	7.0″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the XS to the Original adds 1.5″ of girth: 5.7″ around becomes 7.2″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the XS already sits near your limit.
The Original is the longer of the two: 5.1″ of usable length becomes 7.0″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the XS, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the XS Wade Wolfgar → See the Original Wade Wolfgar →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.