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LG/XL vs XXXL Topher Michels

Two rungs of the same ladder: Mr Hankey's Toys’s Topher Michels in LG/XL and XXXL — drawn on top of each other to scale, so the step between them is something you can see rather than subtract.

LG/XL Topher Michels by Mr Hankey's Toys

LG/XL Topher Michels Mr Hankey's Toys

girth11.3″ usable 8.6″ feelsoft–extra-firm

XXXL Topher Michels by Mr Hankey's Toys

XXXL Topher Michels Mr Hankey's Toys

girth13.3″ usable 10.2″ feelsoft–extra-firm

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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LG/XL Topher Michels8.6″ usable · widest shaft point 11.3″
XXXL Topher Michels10.2″ usable · widest shaft point 13.3″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	LG/XL Topher Michels	XXXL Topher Michels
Usable length	8.6″	10.2″
Total length	10.7″	13.0″
Widest girth	11.3″	13.3″
Narrowest girth	8.5″	10.5″
Tip girth	8.5″	10.5″
Mid girth	9.8″	12.0″
Base girth	11.3″	13.3″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the LG/XL to the XXXL adds 2.0″ of girth: 11.3″ around becomes 13.3″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the LG/XL already sits near your limit.
The XXXL is the longer of the two: 8.6″ of usable length becomes 10.2″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the LG/XL, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the LG/XL Topher Michels → See the XXXL Topher Michels →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.

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