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Name: Large The Theeng
Brand: Mr Hankey's Toys
Price: 158.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Small/Med The Theeng by Mr Hankey's Toys

Small/Med The Theeng Mr Hankey's Toys

girth8.0″ usable 8.0″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$134.95

Large The Theeng Mr Hankey's Toys

girth9.1″ usable 9.2″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$158.95

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Small/Med The Theeng8.0″ usable · widest shaft point 8.0″
Large The Theeng9.2″ usable · widest shaft point 9.1″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Small/Med The Theeng	Large The Theeng
Usable length	8.0″	9.2″
Total length	10.0″	11.5″
Widest girth	8.0″	9.1″
Narrowest girth	6.9″	8.0″
Tip girth	6.9″	8.0″
Mid girth	8.0″	9.1″
Base girth	7.5″	8.6″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	no	no

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Small/Med to the Large adds 1.1″ of girth: 8.0″ around becomes 9.1″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Small/Med already sits near your limit.
The Large is the longer of the two: 8.0″ of usable length becomes 9.2″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Small/Med, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

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Small/Med vs Large The Theeng

One on top of the other

Side by side at the same scale

How the numbers compare

Which one should you get?

The other sizes of this sculpt