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Name: LG/XL Taintacle
Brand: Mr Hankey's Toys
Price: 158.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

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Medium Taintacle Mr Hankey's Toys

girth8.1″ usable 10.0″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$134.95

LG/XL Taintacle Mr Hankey's Toys

girth10.7″ usable 12.0″ feelsoft–extra-firm

$158.95

One on top of the other

Both outlines on one axis, at the same scale. Sizes come from the makers’ published girths; where a usable cut-out exists, the profile itself is traced from it. Where they overlap they’re the same; the gap is the difference.

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Medium Taintacle10.0″ usable · widest shaft point 8.1″
LG/XL Taintacle12.0″ usable · widest shaft point 10.7″

Side by side at the same scale

Drawn to scale: sizes from published girths, and the profile traced from the cut-out where we have one. Point positions along the shaft are approximate.

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How the numbers compare

Differences of about ¼ inch or more are highlighted. Blanks mean the maker doesn’t publish that point.

	Medium Taintacle	LG/XL Taintacle
Usable length	10.0″	12.0″
Total length	11.3″	13.0″
Widest girth	8.1″	10.7″
Narrowest girth	2.8″	3.5″
Tip girth	2.8″	3.5″
Mid girth	7.5″	9.3″
Base girth	8.1″	10.7″
Firmness options	soft–extra-firm	soft–extra-firm
Knot	yes	yes

Which one should you get?

Every line generated from the spec deltas above.

Stepping up from the Medium to the LG/XL adds 2.6″ of girth: 8.1″ around becomes 10.7″.
That’s over an inch in one step. Owners who’ve worked up sizes generally suggest half an inch to an inch of girth at a time, so this is a jump rather than a nudge — the one to be careful with if the Medium already sits near your limit.
The LG/XL is the longer of the two: 10.0″ of usable length becomes 12.0″.
Both sizes come in the same firmness options (soft–extra-firm), so feel isn’t a variable here — only size is.
Between the two? There’s no rung between them in the sizes we track for this sculpt — so it’s the Medium, or a different sculpt that lands in the gap.

See the Medium Taintacle → See the LG/XL Taintacle →

The other sizes of this sculpt

Same sculpt, the other steps in its size ladder — each one measured the same way.